You know who I’m talking about. The guy that would always crush the quarter mile.

Helen’s old man.

Oh, right. You mean Dragamemnon

Full frontal moodity

Going postal but it’s just citizens trying to mail shit in the system they’ve already funded

Pleurisy

AI but human

The embarked Marines:

Jerrified is merely restitution

Imagine if they were purveyors of healthy food

Our soldiers should be well fed if they will be sacrificed for the oligarchs.

True throughout human history

Bathe more

Bring back cognition

Eat a (reasonable and healthy affordable meal) dick

100%. If the new platform floats your boat, sail.

Pope on a Nope

@jay.bsky.team will volunteer my time to restore platform resilience. Many of us would

Polymarket hedge for the public hangings would cure cancer

YAP

yet another platform

No h8, just wondering about the additional time/investment debt.

Either BS comes around or we just go outside and breathe fresh air.

lol remember social mores?

Social media is fondling your own poo

Keeping infrastructure alive through porn:

Onlyspans

DIY

…get medieval on his ass

Hey #bluesky, those of us who have run production at scale can permanently remediate your issues, and most of us who still believe in the vision will do it at cost or for free. Holla

App bad users mad reality sad

Trying and failing to log into Bluesky for 80 straight minutes so I can make a post about how the website is bad

Fuck the wake up

Snatching all y’all’s money by disguising myself as a rank bobber

Bees as so chill they disappeared before the end times. Buzzworthy

Doctors that heal rather than write prescriptions aren’t different from Jesus, but equally fiction

Headquarters, but just a frugal cannibal saving leftovers