Ahh yeah forgot about the delay.

I agree. I actually thought they weren't supposed to have them anymore BECAUSE of ABS since it could open up cheating ie bullpen sees the broadcast signals to catcher to challenge or whatever.

This was a things streets did in the 80s that’s why it takes place in the 80s.

Bruiser is legit one of the best places going, so I’m pumped to be there for the second time. Thanks @bruisermag.com!

Thank you so much Emily!!!!

Got a new something up in @bruisermag.com today.

As a Dan, I’m in.

To be fair the situation does make me want to drink.

Ok good!

It’s been a few minutes now. Have you thrown up yet?

And sometimes I send her this funny mugshot of a local woman like once every few weeks.

All my text messages with my wife are just us asking each other when do you want to eat.

Probably the best idea. As the mother pointed out, everyone likes chili.

Loved this one. It’s kind of funny because I have a crappy little story about a guy with a head that is broccoli visiting a house and shooting a pot of chili with a gun and making a big mess and it’s a terrible story and yours is the story that should exist about a visitor and a mess of chili.

Yes! Make your art the only way you are able to make it because you are the only one who can make it that way. The rest is the rest.

Nice Chris!

A new sentimental flash from me at the amazing @lostballoon.bsky.social

we fed it trash & asked if it was full & made it beg for more

TRASH MAN by @mpershan.bsky.social

www.bruisermag.com/Pershan_TrashMan

i think this is as “viral” as a burial piece has gone on the nightsky app or whatever this is called…really thrilled you folks get such goodness today with this poem

best way one can possibly begin this week is with this piece. imo. just imho

Oh dang! Thank you thank you! I appreciate that so much 🙏

It’s for this kind of good that makes it worth it, coming here.

God of the Community Garden

Read my new story about life and death at a community garden. GOD OF THE COMMUNITY GARDEN at the one and only @burialmagazine.bsky.social

(Less Than) Five Minutes of Discussion Between Cat and Snake—Cat Having Torn the Mesh (Accidental) Crowning Snake's Terrarium and Fallen Through by Z.H. Gill THE PLAYERSCat: stage left—sitting on hind legs, trembling a touch from the shock of the fall.Snake: stage right—half-coiled around faux-stump and water bowl. THE STAGE40-gallon glass terrarium (needs...

This week on hex we've got something truly special for you all. Hilarious, surreal, meta, poetic-- the one and only @burialmagazine.bsky.social gives us a bestial two-hander! So stoked to see Z.H. at play (on many levels) in this fantastic flash script! Don't miss it, gang! 🐍🐈

CPR in a bowling alley music blaring take a chance on me jumping for a spare

Just saying hi.

Hi.

Stay good, friends.

Stay good friends.

Later.

Just reread this - one of the funniest stories I stumbled across last year. Feel duty bound to share!

Thanks Ian!

I Read Stories: Come Eat At O'Houlihan's Because Of What We Have by Dan Weaver Come Eat At O’Houlihan’s Because Of What We Have by Dan Weaver in Burial “We have food like you wouldn’t believe. We don’t have a men...

I read Come Eat At O'Houlihan's Because Of What We Have by Dan Weaver in @burialmagazine.bsky.social in which we learn why we should go eat at O'Houlihan's (it's because of what they have) nightofthehats.blogspot.com/2026/01/i-re...

Thanks for reading!