Fits of renewal This week is a Kotoni Staggs-heavy newsletter

Look we *could* sit here and laugh at Italy all day OR we could read about SRY testing

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I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED

This was everything I hoped for and more

Regardless who wins Rugby League loses

If it makes Manly upset I’m ok with it.

Then again anything that benefits the roosters is also bad

This game is an abomination

What the fuck just happened

The NRL risks losing itself in a maze of set restarts After three rounds of the NRL season the increase in set restarts has left coaches, players and fans alike more confused than ever about the specifics behind rugby league's most controversial rule cha...

Nobody knows why we got them and danged if we know how to use them www.abc.net.au/news/2026-03...

No it wasn’t. The rule was bought in as a gimmick so PVl and his mates could jack themselves off over “Saving the game” after covid. It solved a problem that didn’t exist.

Damn almost like the rule is insanely fucking stupid

Don’t forget the Pre Season Challenge Premiership!

Something about Peter Virglandys spiking the NRL fans cortisol level

What the titans take before every game

Incredibly funny that the president of the United States can do this and retain command of the American Armed Forces, but I said it about a literal Nazi and got fired from a job writing superhero comics.

it is extremely easy to create a podcast about bad people and not plagiarize me. literally just call it anything you want. the premise itself is almost impossible to plagiarize.

and yet somehow AI found a way

Nice to see Albo taking a break from licking the boot to insert himself into a moment at the footy

I need it

Is this a push button pod machine!?

Not even real coffee. Performative ass muthafuckers….

seems to be confirmation that we did in fact hit a school

What

And I mean this, sincerely.

THE FUCK !?

Uncomfortable writers doing vertical video And a poorly predicted ladder

This week's newsletter is early because there's a lot of news

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Tell it to the Chinese, Pete Always be tinkering

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PREVIEW: 2026 Welcome to the Phin Review

Always thought it was weird the price of France was called «the dolphin». Of all the animals...

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PREVIEW: 2026 Gold Coast Titans [an even longer, more exasperated sigh]

"some read like the kind of people you’d want on the board of your football club... and others are Matthew Johns"

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The one stat that will define your team's NRL chances in 2026 With the preseason challenge well underway and the season-opening matches in Las Vegas on the horizon, find out the key numbers that will make or break your team's NRL chances for 2026.

Went back to an old gimmick - on The Other Website they used to call me Random Footy Facts www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Man I'm so goddamn sick of ai. "Wahhh you can't have a reasonable conversation about ai on here," yeah maybe be mad about the two year parade of scam artists and financial charlatans and environmental ruiners who have radicalized everyone against the spell check that agrees with you

which time, bro? Its been "liberated" from its actual people many many fucken times. You're just the latest colonial power.

Then do something about it you fucking cuck.

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