Applied asymptotics.

Artemis shows what can be accomplished. The future we should build is the one based on science and cooperation. Not division and violence. 🧪

Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don’t want that to happen, but it probably will. However, now that we have Complete and Total Regime Change, where different, smarter, and less radicalized minds prevail, maybe something revolutionarily wonderful can happen, WHO KNOWS? We will find out tonight, one of the most important moments in the long and complex history of the World. 47 years of extortion, corruption, and death, will finally end. God Bless the Great People of Iran! 4 ReTruths 14 Likes Apr 07, 2026, 8:06 AM

Gibberish closely related to war crimes

Earthset from Artemis II. I am overcome.

This is a great opportunity to work at the intersection of ML and Biogeoscience! Based within the outstanding research community of Tübingen.
Reach out if you are interested!

Doorstopper fantasy and sunshine this weekend

The hardest part of science is posing the right question, not answering it.

How Do You Measure Snow From Space? First, Climb a Mountain.

The Niwot Ridge LTER on the Times! Great to see work my colleagues are doing up on “the Ridge” featured www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/c...

Not particularly weird, but one publication in phenology research with HMM/state-space model that comes to mind is in: sites.nicholas.duke.edu/clarklab/fil...

Sparrow whose mouth is overflowing with seed bits

How your email finds me

New postdoc opportunity in our lab!

good morning everyone project your personal imposter syndrome onto this gif ur welcome

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I'm too depressed to dunk on the constant stream of bad statistics takes on the site. If, however, you're looking to lurk through or engage in productive discussions on (narratively generative) probabilistic modeling then drop by the Discord server I set up, www.patreon.com/posts/genera....

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Adios by Antonio Saura, 1959
https://botfrens.com/collections/212/contents/137672

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

Peanut Responds to the Day 1 Marathon Hater YouTube video by Zipp - The Replay Zone

Im not sure how I feel about Marathon but I definitely agree with my man Peanut about how players continue to discourage new IPs.

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One of the most ridiculous saves I have seen for a while. Doing that at Olympic final makes it even extra ridicuolus. We have a thriller !

Defend democracy like Connor Hellebuyck defended goal

Unreal stick save by Hellebuyck on Toews

This really is a great picture:

[PERF] Replace np.column_stack with np.vstack().T by crabby-rathbun · Pull Request #31132 · matplotlib/matplotlib This PR addresses issue #31130 by replacing specific safe occurrences of np.column_stack with np.vstack().T for better performance. IMPORTANT: This is a more targeted fix than originally proposed. ...

A personified AI agent submitted a github PR to matplotlib. The project maintainers closed the issue, then the AI (really, the developer controlling it) published a blog post on "its" blog accusing the project maintainers of discrimination, then the LLM (again, the developer) had to issue an apology

In the Dune universe, only the Butlerian Jihad was able to eliminate infinite scrolling

This isn't shortread data, but alignments of genome assemblies with N50 > 100Mb. The plot is the # of bp per 100Kb window that are dropped because of missing data -- because those bp physically are not there in one of the other 25 genomes. This is what normal plant genomes look like, folks.

Susan Jocelyn Bell Burnell (1943-) is a Northern Irish physicist who, while conducting research for her doctorate, discovered the first radio pulsars in 1967. This discovery earned the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1974, but not to her - the prize was awarded to her (male) supervisor. #CelebratingWomen

Anything you can do in Obsidian you can do from the command line.

Obsidian CLI is now available in 1.12 (early access).

Water Lilies isn’t one painting—it’s a series.
Monet returned to the subject again and again, creating over 250 canvases. One pond, endless light.

as I'm revising my course materials, I keep stumbling upon cool @mc-stan.org developments.

Current favorites:
1. your model has funnels and you exhausted reparametrization ideas: metric = "dense_e" makes your HMC learn about covariance btw parameters. Sloooow, but effective!
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