Sarah Connor from terminator 2 smoking a cigarette with long ashes and staying off because she’s worried.

Sitting in this work AI use meeting like…

The S sounds always give it away. Who says “administration” like this?

As a certified expert in detecting drunk people, dude is polished.

Now address the drinking part.

…or… we could be full of shit.

Yes I’m listening to your story but I’m also thinking of what movie your story reminds me of.

Turned it off after the first round. WOW that was awful but not even in a way I could laugh at.

How bad is the new American Gladiators? I’m about to find out.

No but it’s high on my list

A man in a suit cracking an egg into a blender to mix it with orange juice.

Wondered why I barely remember a certain scene from Neverending Story and then realized it’s because I spent the whole time staring at Bastia ‘s dad drink an egg/orange juice mixture.

Skinny will never taste as good as a cannoli donut.

🫂

My friend had that teal one. I had no computer at home. It was the coolest thing imaginable.

Nice!

I will now trust InfoWars more than the NYT.

Never heard of the first but the second was one of my favorite reality competitions. Ding dong!

I used to have to time my freak outs until I had to pee.

Right?! 😂

A small human in a long black coat down to his ankles with an alien emoji over his face.

Underestimated how cold it was this morning so my kid got to wear my coat and look like the tiniest Admiral in the Empire.

I hate saying No Worries in work emails but MAN do I love hearing it because I be worrying.

Keep the Groovin' by Yuzo Koshiro on Apple Music Song · 2020 · Duration 3:20

I should become a DJ who spins only Streets of Rage songs. I’d blow minds.

Perfectly formed little white bell flowers on large long green leaves known as Lily of the valley.

I hope they have a ring camera and it caught my ogling their lil cuties.

The seagulls are back so I can once again LARP being at the beach.

Why does AI DiNero have a ponytail?

I can, and do, read negative Kash Patel stories all day long.

Absolutely! It’s the closest thing to a cheesy soap opera that I watch but it doesn’t have to be an amateur cheesy soap opera 😄 The lady from the grinch and the lady from sex in the city are my favorite.

I watched the whole first season like how could someone who looks like they’re in a perpetual audition get the lead on an HBO show then when I learned the situation it made a lot more sense.

One role when she was 5?

I don’t think I’ve seen their work yet. What are they in?