“Check this shit out motherfucker” (I swing my sword wildly and chop off both of my own legs at the knees, it’s not clear what kind of move I was trying to do)

A Cook County jury returned a defense verdict in a talc case, which feels like a pretty big deal

thinking abt this bc there is currently a controversy on tiktok where people are misreading and spreading a statistic from this article, saying that 62 million men were either in or interested in a telegram chat about drugging and raping their female partners when really it was like 1000 people max

Decided to do a little more digging to learn more about those 2020 Biden voters who skipped 2024, why they skipped, and what sort of message might win them back, and found this helpful research by Celinda Lake from last year: waytowin.docsend.com/view/rnv5spt...

since we’re talking about ossoff as a candidate for president, reminder that in 2024, he voted with republicans to block biden from appointing a judge because the judge had allowed a trans woman—who was regularly assaulted by prison guards and incarcerated men—to transfer to women’s prison

Alex Jones: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) YouTube video by LastWeekTonight

In honor of the Onion/Infowars news, here’s the Last Week Tonight segment about Alex Jones from a few years ago

What’s up it’s ya boy Godzilla dick

I will never shut up about the urgency of beating her in the 2028 primary. And boy do I wish I had enough local clout to run against her

The White House Correspondents Dinner should really close the book on the “is it ok to call mainstream media orgs fascist regime collaborators?” debate

I’d play GTA McDonaldLand just to run over the Grimaces

Post text: LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 BLACK 👏 WOMEN 👏 *points, confusedly, toward Briahna Joy Gray, Candace Owens, and Condoleeza Rice*

I don’t much care for Bri Bri and find her annoying and not too bright, but this equivocation between her (a leftist commentator who has bad takes sometimes), Klandace (a Nazi, let’s face it), and Rice (a war criminal) is fucking WILD. 20 likes btw

There are snakes in the grass everywhere for those with eyes to see

There was a goose on the field at Wrigley, they played on

Speaking of 30 Rock jump scares…

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

His HP bar is deep in the red

More like Dead O’Zombie

Lmfao

it's funny how this is just marxism but if you say it like this the people who get scared of marxism seem like morons at best and willfully divisive at worst

Post text: LISTEN 👏 TO 👏 BLACK 👏 WOMEN 👏 *points, confusedly, toward Briahna Joy Gray, Candace Owens, and Condoleeza Rice*

I don’t much care for Bri Bri and find her annoying and not too bright, but this equivocation between her (a leftist commentator who has bad takes sometimes), Klandace (a Nazi, let’s face it), and Rice (a war criminal) is fucking WILD. 20 likes btw

People develop a theory of mind for this stuff that essentially is nonsense. It has nothing to do with these soldiers being Jewish and therefore they do bad things. They do bad things because the state and the army is Jewish *supremacist* and Jews who commit crimes are not prosecuted.

Anyway, @mehdirhasan.bsky.social did, in fact, urge his audience to vote for Harris in 2024. The people on Threads attacking him are just inventing a world where he didn't do that just to push their own left-bashing BS.

It always delights me when I see unhinged posts like this and I go to look up the account only to find I had already muted her

Huge news: Jordan Acker, who infamously pushed state to prosecute UM student protestors, loses bid for re-election to UM Regents. The winner: Amir Makled, who provided pro bono legal support to those same UM students. Enormous victory for the Palestine/student solidarity movement.

Tim Curry in The Rocky Horror Picture Show

Tim Curry in Clue

Tim Curry in The Three Musketeers

Tim Curry in Muppet Treasure Island

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry who has always, *always* understood the assignment.

Democrats' net favorability of Israel: Mod./conservative: 2022: +22 2026: -55 Liberal: 2022: -26 2026:-74

Democrats' net favorability of Israel: Age 50+ 2022: +10 2026: -54 Age 18-49: 2022: -25 2026: -70

Brutal polling when it comes to public opinion among Democratic voters on the topic of Israel:

Source: x.com/forecasteren...

Hunter Biden

Salute to an all-time tweet

The Democrats sense that they're gonna cruise to midterm victory by doing nothing and offering nothing and are using it as a freebie to punch left to make sure the voters don't get any ideas.