Canada beat US in hockey which means we get to burn down the White House, it's simply tradition

I didn't give a fuck about this tournament 48 hours ago but if Canada doesn't win I will walk into the ocean never to be seen again

Hopefully Canada beats Russia tonight.

#hockey #USA #Canada #nations

The OFFICIAL Tom Brady Super Bowl Drinking Game

Because humor is a solid coping mechanism 〰️AdminJenn

I had a dream that I had to do weekend update on Saturday Day Night Live with no warning or rehearsal and I FUCKING NAILED IT

Can someone PLEASE make a movie about the guys who killed Michael Jordan's dad- can you imagine randomly shooting someone you were robbing only to find out he was the father of the most famous person in the world at the time?

Draw me like one of your French girls

Am I still allowed to sing before he cheats at karaoke