Yeesh, everyone out there is so violent. . . oh well! Here's a Krabby Patty, on the house!

. . . Just don't tell Mr. K., alright?

"Oh, hi, Karen! It's great to see you, too!

You're not looking for Mr. Krabs' secret formula, are you?" ( * 💧 )

Ooh! And I just can NOT forget about my new pal Sonic, who invited me and Patrick to come race with him and his friends! Happy #SonicSunday!

Wow, there's been a lot of different trends for Sunday that also start with S, so I would like to take today to celebrate two of my best friends in the deep blue sea! Happy #SquidwardSunday and #SandySunday!

Head to the Krusty Krab, even if it's close to closing time, the fry cook would be more than happy to serve anybody!

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Nothing quite like a dinner rush at the Krusty Krab! SpongeBob's truly feeling himself at the moment, quickly getting perfectly cooked patties served to hungry patrons. He loves the busy hours!

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𝑩𝑶𝑹𝑵 𝑭𝑶𝑹 𝑺𝑼𝑪𝑪𝑬𝑺𝑺.

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"Daheehaheehaheehahee, it's plenty silly, but a home is a home, no matter where you go!

It's no ordinary sandwich, it's the speediest sandwich in the sea! Good luck out there, Mr. . . ah. . . Dark, Tall, Scary Man! See you at the finish line!"

// yes i put sonic and sega rp tags on spongebob because of crossworlds

what about it

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- 24M, he/him

- Goes by Staples!

- I work throughout the week, stream, and have other projects I work on. Please do not get upset if I lose our replies, it's nothing personal!

𝙒𝙍𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙍

- This portrayal of SpongeBob is written as an adult.

- He is canonically autistic, confirmed by Tom Kenny himself.

- He is panromantic and asexual.

- For the sake of roleplay convenience, SpongeBob will be able to interact anywhere. He is not bound by breathing underwater.

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- No age specified on profile = blocked. (Generalization works - Minor/adult, 16+/18+/21+/24+, etc.)

- Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss muses will also be blocked. It's nothing personal towards the writers, I am merely curating my space.

- LEWD ACCOUNTS DNI

- While this account isn't fully MDNI, please be aware that I may interact with people who may share 18+ content and roleplay characters that tackle heavy themes. I definitely feel more comfortable writing with adults as well.

- Please wait at least 24 hours to bump replies.

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Edited screenshot from The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie.

"𝙔𝙊𝙐 𝘿𝙊𝙉'𝙏 𝙉𝙀𝙀𝘿 𝘼 𝙇𝙄𝘾𝙀𝙉𝙎𝙀 𝙏𝙊 𝘿𝙍𝙄𝙑𝙀 𝘼 𝙎𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙒𝙄𝘾𝙃."

Canon + indie/HC-based portrayal of SpongeBob SquarePants from the titular show. Not affiliated with Nickelodeon, Paramount, or Viacom.

#SBSPRP | #RPSKY | #NICKRP | #STHRP | #SEGARP | #MVRP

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