Happy Birthday to those who celebrate

you started a FAMILY? you sick fuck! you fetishist!

if u kill a horse and keep hitting its dead body, amazing things will happen

he's not fucking around

luckily, there is a family guy :)

need a lanky guy and burly guy duo to be my henchmen and call me "boss" in a brooklyn accent

big piano fell on my head and replaced my teeth with piano keys

avengers endgame turns 57 years old this year

and then i told that asshole "you are a disingenuous so-and-so, and i shan't engage any further. good day, sirrah"

consuming an ominous, glowing goo from a big metal barrel

bet

you gotta be so enamored with a woman that it kind of fucks your life up to a degree

if anyone needs me I'll be looking at instagram reels after jacking off or eating a sandwich, haven't decided yet

if better call sall took place in 1500s:

"ye better call saul"

lana del ray should have married me instead

bro u good? u haven't been sending me any memes lately

why you say like this

getting physically kicked in the nuts repeatedly for $14.99/mo

the good lord giveth me 100 dollars

look you miserable gooner, best i can do is a scroll of invisibility for 180 seconds, and if you interact with anything, you WILL decloak

is the green m&m single? does she only date other m&ms? just wondering for like canonical reasons haha

you cannot actually cook a chicken in lava I'VE TRIED IT. OK? THEY JUST INCINERATE IMMEDIATELY.

I'm in your credit cards in the RFID chips

all of my crashouts have been justified

burning an entire hectare of rainforest to generate an image of a fox girl with massive jugs

sending reels and tiktoks to reset all my friendship timers

come, let us lay bricks, my friend

*bursting into my son's room* "THE JELQING WILL STOP ✋️"

[alert] your hoes have been stunted on