This is single handedly the funniest scene from any Star Trek

Beef and Broccoli | Chef Joshua Weissman Joshua Weissman's recipes for the best Chinese takeout meal combination there is to make at home.

Dinner: Beef and Broccoli by Joshua Weissman (as prepared by me)

Watched the Street Fighter trailer.

Has Ken always been a Johnny Cage figure in the lore?

dr. doomlittle

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I looked it up and there were certainly mixed reviews. But it's definitely a Raimi western so if that's what you're looking for... Also, two people have asked what channel it's on so they could watch it in their offices.

Now watching The Quick and The Dead (1995) on IFC.

A Sam Raimi western? With Sharon Stone, Russell Crowe, Gene Hackman, and a 21 year old Leonardo DiCaprio? idc that I'm at work.

It felt a little like role reversal when Leo hit on Ms. Stone, tho.

A photo of a tray with three sections empty. One has chopped carrot in it. The other has what can only be described as a posit of brown dog vomit and an insole liner of a sneaker (or a used panty liner from the mid 1700s). The kind of meal that would have you happily tossing yourself overboard.

NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East.

This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.

Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships.

Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

need new workplace etiquette for ways to ask "did you write this and think about it or is it just from claude"

AI learns language from skewed sources. That could change how we humans speak – and think | Bruce Schneier Large language models aren’t trained on real-life conversations. As we encounter their language, it could affect our own

Oh:

A 2022 study found that children in households that used voice commands with tools like Siri and Alexa became curt when speaking with humans, often calling out “Hey, do X” and expecting obedience, especially from anyone whose voice resembled the default-female electronic voices.

hell yeah

I've been busy painting on Magic the Gathering artist proofs for the upcoming Magic Con in Las Vegas. These are rendered at a level of finish I've never offered before and are painted in the same medium (acryla gouache) that the original illustrations were done. More details and images to come!🎨

On Thursday last week I had a meeting with an exec at Disney, soft-pitched an idea for a show, and she said I should “definitely pitch it”. Yesterday I emailed my reps to set a pitch. Today the exec got laid off in the company’s latest bloodletting.

What are we even doing at this point guys

You're coming in too hot, pull up, pull up!

"All what I’ve seen so far is dead on arrival. Slick and well made, but completely dead. It does not acquire the soul of poetry." -Werner Herzog on AI-generated film Photo of Werner Herzog looking contemplative next to a body of water

As for AI-generated film, Werner Herzog is unimpressed.
www.theverge.com/entertainmen...

She reportedly parted ways with Bezos with a jaw-dropping $38.3 billion in Amazon stock. Their divorce settlement included a 4 % stake in the online retail giant or 19.7 million shares. Under the agreement, Bezos kept 75% of the couple's Amazon stock, along with voting control of her shares. Jan 11, 2023

MacKenzie Scott has given away over $19 billion in the last 5 years and experts say she's 'changed entire fie... MacKenzie Scott acknowledged another $2 billion in donations as 2024 comes to a close.

MacKenzie Scott, worth $41.1 billion, is on a philanthropic tear and has donated an estimated 46% of her net worth.

Just to give a sense of the insane scale of billions of dollars…MacKenzie Scott got about $38 billion after divorcing Bezos in 2019. She has become the world’s most generous philanthropist, giving away over $19 billion…and she’s currently wealthier than she started.

Just. Tax. Them.

Janis Ian from Mean Girls saying "Hey! That's only okay when I say it!"

Me, a person raised Catholic but is no longer practicing, watching people who've never been Catholic make criticisms about the Catholic Church.

clueless like a fox

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i can't believe this guy has control of the nuclear codes.

I am considering going back to school and I'm 49, for what that's worth.

I empathize with your current plight. I hope you get a break soon.

Trump's trade blitz produces few deals but lots of uncertainty President Donald Trump and his advisers promised a lightning round of global trade negotiations with dozens of countries back in April.

July 9, 2025: 2 trade deals, 1 "framework"

And then we rolled on by on the nonsense train.

The book cover for One Shot by Lee Child, author of the #1 New York Times bestselling Reacher series. The cover conveys this information in a white font over a stylized picture of a parking lot with a heavy blue color filter.

One Shot by Lee Child (Reacher #9)

The book the Tom Cruise Reacher movie was based on. Book was fine, the movie was a pretty accurate adaptation, except for asking me to believe that Tom Cruise is 6'5, 230lb, and can intimidate a woman with his physicality while shirtless without trying.

This film was bad enough to get me to walk out of it. I was watching it at home.

a man is talking to a woman and saying `` so you 're telling me there 's a chance . Alt: A man is talking to a woman and saying, ``so you 're telling me there 's a chance.”

Slim chance that Marvel will bring us Skurge, the Executioner, but

Nice, grats!

Fuck cancer

I am too Ninja Turtle brained right now to see posts like this.

All threads are dumb ass threads and no threads are dumb ass threads.