*hypothetical girl scout tries to sell me cookies:*
🧔🏽"Uh, ok... what kind of cookies do you have?"
👧🏼 "Store and/or access information on a device, use limited data to select advertising, create profiles-"
🧔🏽"Chooocolate chip?"
👧🏼 "Measure content perf-"
🧔🏽 "Reject all! I REJECT YOUR DEVIL COOKIES!"

Oh hell yeah!

I learned it from... reading. It's not that hard, people. This is a bizarre stance; I don't know whether to be sad or joyful at how these people may be depriving themselves of- well, I suppose insight was unlikely to begin with for them. Anyway, just name every chapter "logue" and see what happens.

Does folic acid count as "one other thing"?

In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only blocking.

Often every one of these seasons at least once per day in some areas!

I moved my gaze back and forth over it and that did it, yeah. Interesting!

I mean, I'm colorblind and some of the hue differences were completely impossible to me, but...

Big game hunting is a barbaric practice threatening the existence of endangered species... Dude, that's a good collection though. Mad props. +5 masculinity points.

The bloodline of Edgar Allen Poe is feeling rather threatened by #3.

It just works!

Ah yes, the stage before "What did this use to be? Onion? Tomato? Both/cryptid?"

Is that the original Dirty Dozen?

You think a major city would be bad? I'm telling you, the banshees are wailing online now. They've got social media, video platforms, live streaming, the works! Worldwide reach, baby!

Joke's on you; when I had my stroke I couldn't form a sentence by that time - let alone sing a song I don't know!
(I'm doing great now, but still don't know the song. I'll work on that.)

I realize now there was no reward specified in the dare, so I guess I'll take... uh, "bragging" rights? Hm.

My daughter Z vs ChatGPT

3-4 years old: ✅✅
Confidently spouts completely wrong information: ✅✅
Consumes 85,000 gallons of water daily: ❌✅
Dances adorably: ✅❌

Hope that helps Sam

You were one of those for me!

Corey, your cat is posting on Bluesky.

two men are standing in front of a monitor that says status docked Alt: Two men, Archer and Cyril from the animated series "Archer", engage in a flailing slap fight. Cyril grabs Archer's arms, proving himself more competent in a fight than most of Steven Segal's opponents.

How many of those maybe two things were vague flippety flappety slippety slappety?

Bluesky: Skeeted Rivalry.

This should follow Timecop rules.

+ Licorice inside. 💜

I aced color theory in school, and I'm colorblind. It'd be a lot harder if they threw out the color circle and graded you on those other circles full of dots that make up wrong numbers.

Tiny watering cunt.

They missed the opportunity to rebrand it as Overwatch Too. Maybe next time.

This feels like an idea guy implemented artificial stupidity.

It's all the jam on the side, I swear.

We currently have three young rescue cats of different colors and patterns, and they're all absolute weirdos in their own very individual ways, as well as clearly influencing each other's behavior. I never considered that some people might actually take that stuff seriously... Ugh.

Holy shit, the future is not now.

Orciplier.