I want to talk to people about the news again. Hi.

I envy the people who still had football as the world turned to a steamjng, fetid cesspit.

The romance of the cup lives. Hurrah.

I gave up they’re full of shit, on the news channel for people who don’t find it a fun drinking event anymore at 9pm

I too, am glad all over

I am already furious but compelled to continue

I don’t know who else to tell but tonight after years and years I decided to watch #bbcqt

I can’t even process Ruuds sad face without filling up and I don’t even know what that means anymore in the plethora of things that I am totally numb to every single day.

I didn’t watch, I could not. I got quietly drunk and then tried to begin digesting everything I feared and worse. They’re offering bountys in Missouri for turning in undocumented immigrants you know? Already.

Some people never die because their stories never will.
My Grandad told me tales of Law when I was little, I hope I get to tell those tales to my future Grandchildren. Thanks for the lore Dennis, forever #MUFC

I was, I remember it was one of the first programmes we were allowed to stay up late to watch. Sad news indeed about Tony Slattery.

The kids are in The Nags and I’m very sorry I declined the invitation

Brilliant

Another enjoyable and engaging game to watch. Whatever happens I am happy for that.

Lovely. More please.

As shadows of former selves go I don’t think it gets much darker than there.

This then inspired me to listen to all my favourite carols in the bath to re-centre Christmas which is most welcome in the cheese trenches.

I’ve just realised, at 47 years old, that not everyone had hymn practice for two hours every Wednesday at primary school.

Ugly yet beautiful

Ffs

I still hate them more than Liverpool. The nouveau circus, the veneer. The lack. Maybe it’s where I grew up but it rarely changes.

Breaking the fourth wall like he’s Fleabag or something

I don’t want to get too giddy but I want Marcus to get his mojo back so much, it’s difficult to contain

The few times I’ve been it always felt like the only northern festival I’ve ever been too. I think I might be too old now but I don’t care. Covid stole the last of my frequent late night years. I’m taking them back.

I’ve decided to go to Kendal Calling next year purely because I can’t ever go to South again and I didn’t get to have a swan song.

Well, I am glad we all finally decided where we were spending the apocalypse

Crying

Oh I am glad

Bit of 2014 irrelevant observationalism for you there.

Well over a year ago I replaced my tumble drier with a Bosch one based purely on the fact that it had a down wear setting. Today I can finally say that was the correct decision.