I’d never admit this but I think I love him and we just decided to take a break but still talk everyday 😭😭😭😭😭😭 I think I love this stupid ass.

It’s been a really hard 24 hours since the break up which if we’re being honest hasn’t been 24 hours cus he just texted me again today and kept texting me all day yesterday despite saying he didn’t want to work things out.

I low key have the best boyfriend in the world.

Gonna be longest week of my life cus my boyfriend is on a cruise for a straight bachelor party. But he also bought WiFi drunkenly like an hour ago to text me and tell me he misses me. I miss him too.

I miss my boyfriend so fucking much rn 🥺 I just wanna be sleeping on his chest

My man is in Miami for a bachelor party and I’m bored and horny.

Like listen. I don’t believe in open relationships. They’re ghetto and I don’t respect them. At all.

mood

I have a confession. I fucking hate monkeys. Those little sinister tree climbing zooboomafoo wannabes. Monkeys just have a nasty spirit. Monkeys and Taylor swift have the same spirit. Just devious, sinister, nasty things. No further questions.

Definitely the hottest though

Like how tf did I get this lucky 😭😭😭 he’s my favorite person rn and I can’t get enough of him.

Like what do you mean you’re not abandoning me. What do you mean you’re still wanting me in your bed every night. WHAT DO YOU MEAN

Can we also talk about how patient he is with me. We got into our first kinda real fight this week and I immediately thought “this is over” and he’s trying to hold me and kiss me and he’s like “no I want to talk and work through this with you” like wtf 😭😭😭 I’ve never had a healthy relationship

Like god forbid I let him do his job while I do mine (he’s an attorney)

Yes

Did you guys notice that oomfies have been getting less hot? Is it the life stress?

My boyfriend is going to Miami tomorrow for a straight bachelor party and I’m kind of worried he’s gonna get wasted and fuck someone else. He keeps assuring me that won’t happen but idk I’m just skeptical 🙃

Which also 100/hr is cheap with my skills. I could be doing the most but I’m not. I’m reasonable.

So now I’m thinking I raise my prices from 60/half hour 100/full to 75/half hour 140 full hour

I’m truly the most powerful psychic in the world alive currently. I just feel inconvenienced when people bother me for readings lol maybe I just need to raise my prices to make it feel worth it for me.

I am the current Pythia. I am the voice of Apollo. I am that girl. You can never win against me in a battle of intuition or psychic abilities. You will always lose.

Equinox steam rooms are fun

Just gave someone a reading from Haiti and they were sooooooo impressed with me. Like it’s kind of crazy cus Haitians are super spiritual and skeptical of others. But the way I shook her. She was like “we’re gonna be besties after this right” when I tell you I am the BEST psychic alive. It’s true.

Trying to plan Halloween already with my man and I want him to go as Christopher Columbus and I’ll be his Pocahontas

Shaking my ass in the middle of the night cus I’m having a manic episode and my boyfriend is so rudely asleep.

Do I accuse him of cheating for fun?

There is a cat amongst pigeons

I’ve also only been calling him my boyfriend recently cus I tested it out and he didn’t correct me. Instead he hopped on and tries to tease me about other guys being my “real” boyfriend. Soooo guess I got myself a man

My boyfriend is asleep and I’m bored and riddled with anxiety. I can’t sleep.

I’m so lucky 😭😭😭