Probably just you

math is hard

Hot Dog (1993 Remaster) YouTube video by Led Zeppelin - Topic

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOLT...

As an atheist with some knowledge of the teachings and history of the Christian Church, I am immensely enjoying JD Vance attempting to explain Catholic doctrine to the literal fucking Pope.

Wait... are we supposed to want more "teen births"???

They went to the Trump School of Standing.

Easy: Rupert Murdoch.

A bottle of Lipton ice tea, a bottle of Champagne, and a bottle of schnapps?

Even the original "marathon" (run by Pheidippides) lasted longer than these talks.

He really does have unbelievably short fingers.

You gotta go to the John Day area. Unbelievable.

I mean, lots of Europe does speak German...

Excommunicate Vance

Excommunicate Vance

Oracle at Delphi said "a whole civilization will die tonight", but didn't specify which one.

Nimrod's son

If it's yellow, let it mellow. If it's brown, flush it down.

Easter was yesterday. Why are we all pretending that today, Monday, is Easter?

I'll bet my entire farm that a few women and children also got caught up in the slaughter of civilians.

Is the White House egg roll usually on Monday?

Doesn't count if you shit them all out within an hour

Is it customary to do the White House egg roll on Monday?

You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie

Happened to me several times today.

"It is difficult to get a man to understand something, when his salary depends on his not understanding it."

-Upton Sinclair

"If only there was a way I could do something about it" is truly an unbelievable thing for a sitting United States Senator to say.

Mr. Issa, should his mom have aborted Adolf Hitler?

Ad hominem arguments are a sure sign that you are absolutely winning the discussion.

I never once mentioned Bernie Sanders. Why do you insist on it?