damn dude i love how your posts are like a beautiful collage of the wall you can’t stop smashing your head into

i'm not

this season is killing me 😭

dary :(

the gang 🥹

THE PROP COMEDY 😭😭😭

letterkenny s12: it's the cold open for episode 1 and i'm ready to bawl

getting pumped full of so much girlcum ud have 2 roll me out like a toothpaste tube to get it all out

just found out boys like girls released an album this year 🤩 what a good year for pop punk

You can put a little cinnamon in your coffee no one can stop you

before you post, ask yourself W.H.Y.:

Why am i posting this
How does this help
Yolo lmao fuck it

chronicle of wilf

day 1: hi im wilf
...
day 43: iT's wiLfiN TiMe, babyyy

my weather app says feels like 27. everything in me is telling me to run far and fast and ***south***

not "in memory of" before friends 🥺😭

have really been missing those 10 seconds, lately. i've been waking up frighteningly aware for at least a week

finished big bang theory & now idk what to do w myself :(

Parties are cool, but have you ever tried sitting quietly in the grass

See bot

i was gonna make a png version with transparency for y'all to slap on your unhinged nitesky memes and photos but i deleted the original file so i had to redo it all from scratch here u go

Screenshot of two orders for Izzy’s prescription food, placed just three days apart: Order placed 11/19/23 Purina Pro Plan Veterinary Diets Cat NF Early Care Dry $54.89 / with fees $55.88 Order placed 11/16/23 Purina Pro Plan Veterinary Diets Cat NF Early Care Canned $66.99 / with fees $67.98 COMPLETE

Desperate, I’ve ordered a bag of the dry version of his prescription food in case he’s just tired of an all wet food diet & having dry food along w/the wet gets him eating again.

I’ve spent $120+ in 3 days on his food.

If anyone’s inclined, I’d be grateful for ko-fis right now. 😿

I gotta stop developing impossibly powerful, fully unactionable crushes on niche internet microcelebrities.

...or develop enough microcelebrity myself to make them actionable.

if you’re feeling depressed it’s probably because you have some bird dna and it’s telling you that you should be getting ready to migrate right now. try eating some seeds

yesterday i got a dinky lil laptop so i can maybe work from home while i work on my artistic endeavors, and i'm starting to feel optimistic again. if anyone has any gig suggestions pls lmk

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"what if we kissed...in our McDonald's + Crocs collabs???" on promotional image of crocs models inspired by mcdonaldland characters grimace, Ronald mcdonald, the hamburglar, and birdie.

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