My “I’m an extraordinarily brilliant person” T-shirt…

Talking about supersonic commercial flight while airlines are cancelling 1000s of flights due to high fuel prices is wild.

Somebody in that near collision wasn’t wearing Sandra pants.

Paging Project Veritas…

More flu infections with worse symptoms are known to greatly improve readiness. Basically fighting the flu is like hand-to-hand combat training in case we ever decide to declare war on a virus-governed nation.

Just sink them.

IRGC runs bridges and power plants?

He’s playing himself every time he opens his mouth.

He’ll take $5 billion and say he made a great deal for the US taxpayer.

I then we will go full circle and Senate Republicans will say that is an official act, so Trump is immune to impeachment.

We’re about 12 months from them changing to this to “under Trump‘s third term.”

Quite possible Iran is figuring out it has a path to both deterrence and increased wealth without nukes.

For example: death.

It would, of course, be extremely funny if this ends with Marines back in Beirut.

Literally never shopped for anything but luxury goods in his entire life.

He even had close connections to two U.S. Presidents!

They take internal MAGA threats way more seriously than threats from the “violent left.”

What policy change did Trump make in regards to Avian Flu, or is this just Biden’s policy response to the outbreak continuing? (Not that I think we should seriously entertain this idea of price of eggs being the only economic indicator we follow.)

So basically “our taxes are not regressive, so what the fuck are you all complaining about?“

Logical perspective for a criminal.

Wearing the official American Red Cross Robe and Vestments.

This explains a lot about the cognitive tests that have been administered to Trump by “doctors.”

Voodoo doctor.

He’s in! He’s running for Pope in ‘28!

The upside of all of this is my biggest donors are getting even richer.

What if quickly globalize the freedom of navigation problem? Then do we win?

What if we made the situation with trade through Hormuz even worse? Will we win then?

So we do this war…forever, a sort of forever war, you might say?

Holy shit, Trump is actually angling for a permanent toll with the US getting a share.

Hmm…Iran has the ability to jam these?