The Yankees made me get so drunk I thought I had posted this on actual twitter

So fucked up i thought i was still using twitter when i posted this

amberlamps

You guys would not believe how fucked up I am rn

I bought a drum!

Such a strong urge to redownload Twitter just for the Ohtani free agency but I know if I do it I’ll never delete it

That’s what I’m sayin‼️‼️

Walmart

I think everybody should give me a big round of applause for not making another account. I’m just here now.

For those who weren’t aware:

RIP Dianne Feinstein. You died doing what you loved. Answering hot questions and eating even hotter wings.

We’re gonna rescue you I promise we’re gonna get you outta this

*borat voice* wifi hate!

Good

I’m here all night folks

You wouldn’t fucking dare

So like do we all take our pants off now or what