Where is “still like rat in cage rage”?

I was wondering why I hadn’t seen this earlier, but then saw it was Milo making the claim.

Targetting a person for their bad actions in order to make them leave or avoid a certain space is bad. Now take a big sip of whatever you have handy while I tell you what the solution is.

The Onion seems to be taking over infowars or trying to

There‘s a war for your minds and it‘s between two bluesky elders

I get it. Hard times welcome.

I could do a nine by nine again

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dang it. I loaded it up with all the biggest losers. She wasn’t in the top 25 of people I wanted to cross off

This is a slippery slope

Showrunner Explains Why The Simpsons Has Phased Out Couch Gags The Simpsons showrunner Matt Selman explains why the couch gags from the opening credit sequence have largely been cut from the long-running TV series.

My hot take is they should let the Simpsons die
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The opposit of comeuppance is godownuncles

The war only exists when he is aware of it. So at the very least he’s stopped 49 wars assuming he sleeps once a day

It’s an insane number either way, but 29 children would be padded room territory

Is that 29 children plus their attendants or 29 total?

Does he give himself credit for stopping a war everytime he decides it stopped, even it it’s only for a couple of hours?

You’ve got your priorities straight

She has the requisite number of K’s in her name to get these folks excited

I’m ok with that

A Pope Leo/JB Pritzker ticket would be unfuckingbeatable

Today, like every day, is a good day to remind you that Jeff LaRe cares so little about his job that he still has the wrong district on his official web site.

Fairfield County deserves someone who actually takes the job seriously.

We’ll run out eventually. There’s only ten orzo good ones.

He should have stuck with his Macaronly Fans account

This guy’s going away for life. They’re never gonna leggo

This little scheme was really pre-pasta-rous…

I forgot I already did this one:

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Mess with the Pope, you get the golpe

I don’t feel good about the worst available candidate winning a GOP primary. We’ve been burned before

I can excuse coming out as anti-sea lion. But I draw the line at using POV incorrectly in a meme