Hey sorry! I haven't been on here much obviously. I don't love it. It's beautiful but it's not my favorite.

Pooping on company time AMA

Has anyone figured out how to smoke, shower, and sleep all at once yet

"Moderate" Catholic Hinge cringe. Context: I am a nonbinary, Satan-worshipping Dom.

Any object can serve briefly as a boat if you’re not a coward

Where's my Card XIII bitches

Follow if you unironically worship death

I have been proven wrong 😘

I'm having an allergic reaction to my self care thing 🙃

Sorry not sorry, I am so happy, so centered, so grateful.

Follow if you like to smoke joints

Popcorn. Exactly

Bluesky posters: weird little freaks (complimentary)

Threads posters: weird little freaks (derogatory)

Just tolerable.

There are literally no attractive men.

Lol at everyone calling invite codes gatekeepers. This is a normal thing when something is in beta.

My pussy is a Hellraiser puzzle box. (Just trying to get some things going here)

So how many shits do y'all take in a day? I'm like 3

Just sent my boyfriend a video in which I greet him, "Hi Mike, I'm gay, thanks for uhhh.."

Madonna's Vogue playing here at the factory ...

The moon is at her zenith and so are ALL of my hormones 💦🍆🍑🐱👹❤️‍🔥😡😭🤠🤮

It's amazing to me how many of these men think golf is a first date

Recurring Dream setting: the one-room cottage in the woods I used to live in. Each time i dream of it, it's in a further state of disrepair. My old landlord seems to have let the roof fall in this time around.

I smoke a LOT of weed so it's rare that I remember my dreams (cannabis affects the sleep cycle) but I do have some recurring motifs. Going to use this thread as a recurring dream tracker.

My hands itch because I get gel manicures that are cured with UV. So please stop me if you see me rubbing them together like one of those guys. You know the guys.

Marking this moment with a horny status update: every man is afraid of me.