A rooster standing at the edge of the ocean with the text 'if you are seeing this the curse is lifted have a good day.'

Good Morning, World.

I believe in you!

a close up of a cartoon sheep with big eyes making a face . Alt: a close up of a cartoon sheep with big eyes making a face .

One step at a time -- I know you've got this!

Sometimes it’s like is this a product, or a joint venture between buzzwords?

I study racist politicians from the Jim Crow era and this is on par with anything that John Rankin, Theodore Bilbo, or Cotton Ed Smith ever said in public

He’s still a fucking loser…just maybe not in that way. 🤣

I looked it up. If Google AI is to be believed (which, 🙄), political emails are exempt from CAN-SPAM because they’re not “commercial.”

Another email from George Hornedo. Something about what a fucking loser he is. I don’t know, I didn’t read it. Fuck that guy.

He’s still going.

Don’t vote for George Hornedo. All I really know about him is from these emails, but it tells me enough: he doesn’t understand consent, and he’s a fucking loser.

Welcome to the whole wide world puppy: #AGoodPlace

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“In order for me to write poetry that isn’t political,

I must listen to the birds.

And in order to hear the birds,

the warplanes must be silent”

- Marwan Makhoul

📌MEDIA: Stop calling Jared Kushner a "high-level negotiator." He's a damn thief operating in his repulsive family's best interests not ours.

“NO MORE MR. NICE GUY! BEST I CAN DO IS MR. ALL-CAPS DIPSHIT-IN-CHIEF.”

A screenshot of a Facebook post from eight years ago on this day that reads: ME: Where’s the nearest men’s room? MUSEUM DUDE: Down this hall on the right, across from the Picassos. ME*: Ah, yes. Just like at my house. *in my head, but he probably would have laughed

This was the most l’esprit d’escalier moment of my life.

Screenshot of my reply to a friend who sent me a pic of the “primer on the [13 main] characters” in the puppet show she’s seeing in her city, which is not my city. The font the primer is written in is fucking WILD. My text reply reads, “Even if I *wanted* to read a primer on the characters in the puppet show I was about to see (lolololol at more than half of that sentence by volume), that font would fucking piss me the fuck OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF. Don’t make me study for your show with only ten minutes before curtain and put the study guide in 10pt ZapfChancery from Windows 3.1 in 1992. I’m elderly and quick to anger.”

I’m a joy to have in class.

Fox News beta cuck Sean Hannity: “As of today, I no longer consider myself a Catholic.”

Not only selling out your dignity and integrity but also your eternal afterlife for a man who would push you in front of a bus if you got in his way.

Good work.

1/2

“My financial advisor tells me I’m doing great…as long as I die next Thursday.”
~Joke this old woman told me tonight, at which I roared with laughter

On this day three years ago, for a very short period of time, @shouldhavezagged.com and I were co-world record holders.

Oh yes let’s imagine that.

Feels important to uplift Rep Pressley's leadership. She puts in a lot of work on issues that others often don't see as a priority. I've appreciated her anti-criminalization work over the years. She's a worker.

oh wow you’re telling me that jd vance follows yet another nazi on twitter

Loyal to none but himself. What a joke.

I know this is not the same, but this morning, one of the local talk radio persons said, “If they can get gas down to $3/gallon by the midterms, it’ll be a slamdunk for Republicans.”

And, like, that’s where it was before this absolute nonsense war of choice, so…? It is not on me to clap for $3 gas.

I thought about how hard it must be for the inspectors to see Randy’s name on the tags on equipment they’re inspecting, but I also wonder if it’s comforting, in a way, for them to be carrying on their coworker’s legacy of helping to protect people in their homes and places of work.

She told me he had been shoveling snow during the most recent big snowfall, and he had a heart attack and died.

And then they tell us everything that’s wrong and send us a bill to fix it all again.🤣

Today, as they were reviewing the inspection tags, one of the inspectors remarked to the other, “Randy inspected this one in 1998.” I said, “Does Randy still work with you guys?” and she said, “Randy just died.”

A pipe and series of dials and valves make up the guts of a condo building’s sprinkler mechanism. They are, inexplicably, located inside one of the condo units. The black and rust-colored pipes and red valves and dials appear in front of an exposed brick wall.

The guts/brain of my building’s sprinkler system live in my condo. So, once a year (now that we’re actually doing what we’re supposed to be doing), the sprinkler inspectors come to … inspect the sprinklers, naturally — both the machinery in my unit and the sprinkler heads throughout the building.

It is astonishing to me how faithfully the right wing talkosphere has maintained Rush Limbaugh’s messaging from the 1980/90s about The Dangers of Higher Education…and to see how the idea has been mainstreamed.

Hahahaha, I said the same thing! 🤣🤣

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