If Burnley could go in hard on a few City players tonight I'd be very happy. Nothing malicious or career ending, I'm not a monster, but maybe a heavy tackle that might take Haaland out for 3-4 weeks? A little ankle injury that O'Reilly can get over before the World Cup? That'd be lovely.
Every single touch of the guitar is just perfect.
Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.
Nah, he fucked those kids.
Tottenham get battered everywhere they go...
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Not just that, they also have the native language and the language of the invaders!
Gone away for the long weekend with the Mrs. Outside of London, Liverpool is by far and away my favourite city in the UK to visit.
"How can we afford this?" he asked Peter. Or Simon, who was also Peter for some reason. "Not to worry Jesus" came the reply. "Judas is paying, he's just come into some money!"
As it's maundy Thursday here is one of my favourite Billy Connolly gags. Jesus and the disciples were not rich men, just simple folk, so when Jesus got the invite to the Last Supper he was a bit surprised.
"Party of 13? Right before Passover?"
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Can't stop singing Go by Public Service Broadcasting while I watch the rocket launch #ArtemisII
Where are all the Chelsea fans? #CHEARS
Russo in midfield? #CHEARS
Guess who booked a little trip up north this weekend? FFS.
Also, Ritu Arya is always brilliant, and she was a great drummer in the band Kin.
3 episodes into Bait on Amazon prime, and it's bloody brilliant. If you're a fan of Four Lions, Man Like Mobeen, or Dev Patel you'll love it.
Kim Little contract extension 🥰
I've been at a gig this evening and just caught up on the Arsenal Women game. I love these women so much!
Fell down an MTV Unplugged youtube rabbit hole tonight. My god but REM were amazing, At My Most Beautiful damn near brought me to tears.
Ah mate. I'm all for laughing at Tottenham at any opportunity but that's genuinely sad.
Georgia ❤️ Molly ❤️ Keeley ❤️ Absolute queens! #worldindoorchampionships
Ok Arteta, learn the lesson. If we make it to the FA Cup final, PLAY RAYA!
Sunderland now only 6 points off a Champions League spot.
Maybe if you actually sought out some poetry instead of relying on your racist uncle's favourite social media site you'd change your mind.
There are now 9 points between Arsenal in 1st in the Premier League and Manchester City in second. There are also 9 points between Liverpool in 5th and Sunderland in 13th. Sunderland have as much chance of getting into the Champions League as City do of winning the league. #COYG #NLF
How did I miss Ben Folds tickets going on sale? London has sold out already! 😭
See also Without You I'm Nothing by Placebo. Woken up by Evil Dildo too many times to count.
The public was punished by not getting the chance to hear Matt Berry say his name.
Oh my god!
7 more games, 7 more games, 7 more games
