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screenshot of bob behind bed from twin peaks

this one is confusing but I think the wrench is weed and the alien is hitler?

Cannibalism: The Economic Argument

bodycam footage of flashing super mario with pupils dilated, loud hectic beeping music coming out of his torso. he touches cop and the cop evaporate into ash

well that takes me right out of it

remember to meld with the machine

I would lean on the fog thing mostly, to the point where everyone would tell me I'm overdoing it, lack style etc

I bet draculas forget to use their dracula powers sometimes and then get mad later like "ah shit I could have just turned into a bat there, fuck"

you're the world's greatest doctor, lawyer, private investigator, and scientist. that's why you'll make the world's greatest spy

+you look down at the card i just handed you but it's blank. you look up back at me but all you see is smoke+

this time we play zelda for real {no one knows how i got a sword}

(entrepenuer voice) but what if it could!

conclusion?

as a customer i demand blood

I've been floating in space for millions of years just waiting for a society foolish enough to defrost me

gee willikers!

foolhardy experiments time

here's a tip if you need to get rid of a car: go to a boat ramp at night and get it aimed at the ramp from as far back as you can get and put a brick on the accelerator. and send me a video of it

Emerging from my crag to menace the nearby hamlet.

i know you covered this but i can't remember the exchange rate between red gems and rock points

it would be simpler if everyone the same height

it's not paranoia if they're out to get to you or it makes you feel special and important

I'm going to create a problem so bad someone"ll have to do something about it

mirror cover issue section under controversies

Cover of "Progressive railroading ... the executive viewpoint" from March-April 1969. A text box reads "Equipment, the key to modern engineering practices," and the cover features an image of a shirtless man, his back towards the camera, surveying track work in the distance.

I've decided to be wise and powerful

. being cut in half by a robots laser: argh this is the worst thing I've been cut in half by

time to get to the bottom of this

outer space was designed to be more terrifying, uncomfortable, and expensive than submarine. that's why everyone has "space fever!" - they want to experience a living Hell.