Good morning sinners and heathens 🫢

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Peep the way I put it on you, got you fallin. Tell you slide when it's five in the morning

Keep the ice when I ride cause I'm ballin. Oh, yeah, no wonder you keep callin

You know it's a vibe, going all night. Look me in the eyes, tell me sex lies.

Niggas are freaky this morning

That ain’t my man, but that’s my man, though, so watch your hands hoe

Is it big?

Older siblings and cousins really forget that you grown.

My brothers and cousins really don’t see me as an adult.

Cousin: Ain’t nobody fuck with Reek when I was around, on god!

Oldest bro: Fuck you talkin bout that’s my lil brother dickhead. Don’t say no shit like that around me.

2nd Oldest: We taking a shot? yall niggas trippin.

Getting pulled over a desk is so disrespectful, skit or not that man gotta die now

Now how yall break the sky? 😒

You can leave the jawn, but the jawn never leaves you.

The fine niggas are up this morning 😝

Good morning twerps! ☀️ Happy Pre Friday

Harry Potter fans, I need a derogatory term for muggles. Mudblood isn’t hitting hard enough

I really turn 34 next week. I’m excited but gagged like damn bitch slow down

I had to call my mom about loans because I understand that I’m an adult, but she has the premium subscription.

I can’t remember who said it but someone on here said spit that drink in my mouth and I have been thinking about that an unhealthy amount.

😏 because yeah. Do it.

I know James wants Fuhad to blow his back out. It’s the light skin nigga in him

Come on lil booties for the WIN 😩

Agreed. They can suck my whole dick

“Now you gonna sit here and listen while I tell you about the history of this game and why i love it so much”

Here lies the body of the love of my life, whose heart I broke without a gun to my head.

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Okay I'm sorry to have to tell y'all this, but It has to be said. You cannot want to be with a "kind" man and not expect him to be kind to everybody! Y'all want someone thats just nice to you and a dick to everybody else, that's weird! 😐

What is wrong with y'all?

DéFuck?????

I appreciate a lil booty nigga

Great news! Yolanda Saldivars parole was denied!

Coachella does not look fun

Good morning twerps and happy 🍑 day

Craving crab cakes real bad

The girls that get it, get it!