Spending an entire livestream on Twitch ignoring a flood of messages from friends linking you to a commission you got with nothing but captions like "YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO???"

The last thing I posted on this account was that I was feeling down, but I've 100% bounced back. I had a great combination of sentimental "what toons mean to me" talks with some folks while being outrageously horny with others. Some people even got both!

I'm getting weirder and worse for the better

“Hmmm, I’ve been in a funk this week that I can’t describe and could use some genuine connection” is a great mood to be in when the Connection Website is imploding like a neutron star

*after the two hour long presentation about all the locations and residents of my persistent fictional setting* ok so where do you wanna bang

Guess what
Chicken butt

🤔

yeah I can work with this

Hold on, let me put some lipstick on and I’ll be there in two minutes

That hat’s gonna be doing some flips and having dust clouds come out of it before a couple big hearts gently float out of the brim

💞

Wow Gerret! This haircut machine seems really involved! Also do you smell burning metal

I need more space than this I’D LIKE TO BE MORE SPACIOUS THAN THIS

I need a break from being the overeager flirtatious toon who can’t keep his hands off someone and won’t respect their personal space. Does anyone want to be the overeager screwball toon who can’t keep their hands off me or respect my personal space

Kissing isn’t enough, I need to press my beak into someone’s face so hard their shout compresses and makes sour accordion notes

🦆: OK, so, yes. I got to put on clown makeup and wear oversized baggy pants with giant goofy shoes today while throwing pies at a stooge doing a fun little skit. But why does my brain feel like it's stuffed with Christmas lights?

🧠: bro that's identity euphoria

🦆: OOOOOOHH

It's all fun and games until the toony fursuit makes eye contact with me. Then it's still fun and games but I can't form coherent sentences anymore

Work is having a self-care day in the office which features sample-size chair massages and guess who 🎶✨accidentally moaned while sitting next to their HR director✨🎶

There's no junk to load! I'm smooth as hell, baby!!

That's not how this appreciation works!!!!

I just think that

BlueSky you GOTTA stop crashing, it's Ace Day and I'm TRYING to get my null spot appreciated over here

Buckets on heads will always be insanely good, this rocks

Currently hiring for my new maid drone cleaning service, “Spotless & Thoughtless”

Life would be easier if I had a normal relationship with sex but as a gamer I simply can't resist a challenge run

Yeah :)

Yes all these rabbits are cuties, yes the artistry and concept are fantastic, but specifically I need to say that image of Roger taking off his clothing is activating neurons in my brain that evolution made dormant for safety reasons

It's For Sure-ing, got it

This expression is SO good and I am going to button mash my way through the whole quest (and also mash other things)

An EXTREMELY different intonation than what I was going for but one I still REALLY like

*Dracula Flow voice* pantless cartoon characters takin’ their shirts off and then acting embarrassed that they’re naked has me out in the street twirling a butterfly knife in either had and speaking in tongues

The involvement of other parties in my humiliation only makes it hotter

I want to grind with this view