I mean, I literally stopped the backyard breeder from euthanizing my dog as a puppy and convinced her to surrender him instead, but he IS doing a lot of emotional support work so fair enough.

Oh, I wonder if they'll do Village of the Damned, which is Children of the Corn but the kids are like alien psychics or something? Idk, it's been a while.

AOC's aide in the back smiling, the capitol officer closing in on RFK JR to stop physical escalation, AOC showing the kind of restraint people get sainthood for. These photos are very telling.

I'm of the opinion that Republicans should never win another election ever

Tucker Carlson should thank every person he encounters who doesn't punch him. He's so fucking punchable and he deserves it so much, and I don't think he realizes the self control it takes for the people around him to not punch him.

Rude

So, open eugenics.

Just like Hitler did. It was obvious the whole time then too. There are just too many people comfortable with fascism as long as they think it won't hurt them personally. But fascism hurts everyone eventually.

The oldest kid my neighbor has is 9 at most. The other boy is maybe kindergarten-age at most. One daughter is preschool-age and one is a toddler.

The mother screams curses at these kids nonstop.

They're so small. They're so young.

I really hate her.

Furious that cancer has taken so many people from me, but the asshole who defunded Cancer research is walking around, huffing our oxygen, destroying everything he touches, and lining his pockets.

This is the biggest reason I don't believe in God. But if god IS real, I'm gonna beat his ass.

I don't like to talk about people's appearances but I can't stop thinking about one specific roast of Kash Patel that I read and it's:

Kash Patel always looks like it's his first time having eyes.

It's so mean, but I laughed so fuckin hard, and sometimes I'll remember it and just giggle.

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Haha found out that neighbors in other buildings also hate the neighbors I share a wall with in my condo. For the same reason.

It's delightful ❤️

I have to admit I was already aged out of watching SpongeBob SquarePants when this episode originally aired.

But my younger colleagues told me to watch this clip.

Crime is legal if you're a mega corporation or a billionaire. That's the world we live in. That's capitalism.

You cannot trust CisHet white men to govern with everyone's best interests at heart. Particularly if they are surrounded dominantly by other CisHet white people.

I love it when elder queers are like "your family doesn't support you? Fuck that I'm your family now, my friends are your family now, HEY EVERYONE THIS IS MY KID NOW AND I WILL FIGHT YOU OVER IT"

The cat distribution system has been very good to me and I am thankful.

Big fan of the way my brain immediately throws me into fight or flight mode when my shirt collar touches the "wrong part" of my neck.

Sometimes I'll be going to the bathroom and my little blind and deaf dog will come in and go "oh, are we peeing in here? Cool," and he'll start circling, and then it's a race between my bladder finishing and his starting, and I do not like this game.

The biggest threats to human rights and freedoms and quality of life, as well as the planet itself, are billionaires and the politicians they own.

Trump is a loser and a rapist and a pedophile and a fascist and a mass murderer and a war criminal.

Cool if all the fascists refuse to get vaccines we can all die of preventable diseases instead of nuclear war

it’s a great day for transphobes to eat shit

I pronounce the argument that Americans need guns to protect us from a tyrannical government officially dead. Kaput. We're living under a tyrannical government and the only people suffering from gun violence are innocent children and civilians. No one's using them against this government.

a box of ritz bits sits on a counter top Alt: a box of ritz bits peanut butter cracker sandwiches sits on a counter top

I could eat about half my body weight in these

My cat and my dog have no fucking clue the heavy lifting they're doing in preserving my mental health

recession indicators

It is genuinely despicable that BUSINESSES are getting any fucking money back when they all immediately just hiked their prices to make consumers cover the costs of Trump's tariffs. I hate this fucking place. Capitalism is fucking evil.