some of you

lmao doubling down into never being eaten again

i think he should instead be tormented by _____ ______ ________ ____ ___ _____ _____ ______ ______ ____ ______ ____ ___ ____

it's difficult!

You were never a real Mets fan if you treat their losses as a punishment or a crisis instead of grist for the scrappy underdog vibes, that's spiritually Boston behavior

they're gonna find a way to bring back trench foot

Alluring Ace? I thought he was bi

i want to say yes

If he meant any of this he'd just retire from commentary because that's the only rational response to getting it this wrong, but instead he's just gonna endorse Vance next year because of under-the-hood articles about how he opposed the war

horseshoe theory is real. leftists almost got kat abughazaleh elected into congress and now it comes out that her boyfriend owns infowars…

It’s ok for me to be a hypocrite. You, well…

what’s the matter, smoothskin? never seen a ghoul before?

so excited for hokum

Hell yeah! That's so exciting

Unhappy to report the phishing one is quickly becoming a real problem now. Why go to the trouble of social engineering when people will just give up their ID, financial info, biometrics, etc. to an AV portal? There's no standards so how can you differentiate a fake one from a real one?

bluesky is making fun of her for being a conservative moron, but i just checked twitter and conservatives are on there making fun of her for being an unhinged feminist lol

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It's funny these guys will project things like this but then not make the next step and think about what Verizon profits look like in a world where 20-30% of workers have nothing but time to sit around thinking about destroying all robots

Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village

hello father

Tim Curry plays poker with John Goodman in his most iconic role.

Happy 80th birthday to Tim Curry, best known for his work on the fifth season of Roseanne.

I hate to be so forward, but would it be okay if I caress your bits? You seem like a great person, and I kinda want to get in that.

I’d never do Simpsons trivia because I know roughly 10000x more about the Simpsons than the median human being and roughly 10000x less than bearded men who do Simpsons trivia

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