They should never have let a three-time divorcee on the show in the first place. How was that not a glaring red flag?

Agreed. We need to find the middle ground between Lifetime's three million two-hour episodes and this four-week race. Even the reunion felt rushed and very inorganic.

Completely forgot that I should have been here instead of threads for #MAFS #MarriedatFirstSight content and community. It was definitely needed when the reunion Josh broke up with Jalynn because she wasn't excited about Burning Man 🫠

Exactly. But they will never admit that the boycott (both full and partial) is working.

I know exactly which one this is. Love it! I worked in the building across the street from it. It's a perfect way to start a Thursday before heading to work or on a quick break.

I was 20 before I learned that the serving size of Oreos is *two*

As in, two cookies, not two rows.

Every reason I didn't want a basement has proven to be true. Unnecessary extra space, below ground units have too many issues, and all around creepy.

I should've stuck to my guns.

Like, I am so damn tired of responsibilities. Apartment living freed me from one more set of things to worry about . . . and now this. I let folks sell me on the dream of owning a [too-big] home, and now all I do is spend money and time on it.

Three years until I liberate myself.

At this point, there is nothing I enjoy about homeownership. Can't wait to sell this money pit.

Option B it is 😩

Are they still making Rosetta Stone? Because this is about to be a mess, given that their switch to AI-generated content has already made too many lessons repetitive.

These are the same ones who don't show up early to help set up or stay late to help clean up. And probably have the nerve to take at least one plate to go.

How do I know? Because a whole branch of relatives (not family, iykyk) moves like this 😑

This part.

I . . . was not prepared to log on here and see this "show your work" level of cookout math.

This is the only content i wanna see

Currently Googling, "How long should I keep a house before selling it," because the first two months of homeownership have been a joke and I want to go back to putting in maintenance tickets.

58 days in: 1/10 recommend.

The issue is, you meet a guy outside of the apps, y'all vibe for a moment, go your separate ways because it was just a moment in time, and you try to return to the apps but can't because it's janky there and meeting people organically is just so much nicer.

😫

I had some cute moments with a British Punjabi guy this week, and we exchanged contact info.

We'll either become good friends for life, slowly stop communicating with no hard feelings, or he's going to be my husband and this week was our meet cute.

To be continued . . .

Happy Resurrection Sunday! Ever grateful that "that's not how the story ends."

Enjpy! Do not leave until the last credit rolls.

Idk how to explain it, but Ryan Coogler made a horror movie that was a love note to Black people and the Deep South culture that has shaped so many of our family stories.

#Sinners was stunning.

(And now I'm homesick.)

I'm so glad UConn dragged UCLA. I'm choosing to see this as justice for LSU and that BS article from last year.

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It just hit me that 4.20 is also Easter Sunday, and I . . .

I need everyone to see this, so we can stop undermining the intelligence of our women and start using more discernment when qualifying men. The proof is in the pudding. In general, men are less educated than women. Unfortunately, the loudest men are the uneducated ones and they produce more idiots.

Watching "An Affair to Remember" for the final time before it leaves Netflix because I need my heart to swell with love, break, and heal one more time.

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#marriedatfirstsight If we all took a shot every time Madison has mentioned Michelle, we would have blacked out by now! It's very strange. #mafs

Oop!

True! My thing is, why wouldn't he have filed after Decision Day? Why wait so long afterward? By the time of the reunion, nothing was spoiled since they'd long ago gone their separate ways.

I don't disagree. This is just a theory of mine. In the same way that I think Ikea waited so long to get *actual* divorce papers because he wanted her to do it.

I thought about that, and all I can think is she didn't want to pay the filing fee for the divorce.