It's bad enough my appliances are gathering info on me, but it turns out my vacuum had been collecting dirt for years.

This vertical poster for "DAD BODIES" features a high-contrast design on a black background with a white border. ​Top: "WRITTEN AND DIRECTED BY B. VAN BODEGOM" is centered at the top in white text. Two laurel wreaths contain the quotes: "Co(s)mic horror at its finest!" and "Friendship! Ball-busting! Tragedy!" ​Center: The large d20 die showing a "1" remains above a red blood splatter. The distressed white "DAD" and red "BODIES" titles are unchanged. A new red underline has been added beneath the word "BODIES." ​Added Hype Text: New white text blocks have been added to the sides. Left side: "BIG 5 INTEREST!". Right side: "OVER 20 REQUESTS!". ​Tagline: The tagline remains: "THE GAME JUST TOOK A DAD TURN." ​Background and Characters: The stylized castle silhouette is still present. The six named characters with their expressions (Vincent, Sam, Troy, Hank, Marv, Dave) have been transformed into realistic photo-cutout heads with their original expressions, replacing the previous cartoon illustrations. ​Footer: The "R RATED" box is centered at the very bottom.

CABIN IN THE WOODS × JOHN DIES AT THE END × JUMANJI

When their detective friend is murdered at their annual gaming retreat, 5 dads must rely on years of TTRPG experience—and puns—to solve the crime before they're all killed off like NPCs in a badly written supernatural campaign.
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This looks hilarious! Love it.

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Don't perpetuate the hate.

I wonder if anyone came to his funeral...

Book cover for Genetic Karma

Michael operates as a lone wolf, seeking to bring Lockwood down along with his Consortium. Stopping the oligarch is worth his best effort, but his reasons for beginning the work are very personal.
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Gone 25 years ago today.
A lot of celebrity deaths hurt, but none like this one.

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I was in the driveway. A song I liked was on the radio, so I stayed and sang along. Now the neighbours are muttering something about property values.

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'Bereft by M. A. Quigley is an absorbing saga that intricately weaves together themes of forbidden love, overbearing parental influence, and the complexities of faith, presented in a unique blend of prose and poetry.' - The Chrysalis Brew Project.
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Me: "I've not the type of person who wants to be tied down."
Her: "So you don't want a relationship?"
Me: "No, I just want you to untie me."

Abby craves acceptance, her girlfriend craves stability, and the cop craves an end to their sweetness but craves answers to his murder case more, so he’ll tolerate it.
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I appreciate the offer - am currently working with someone on that very thing. Thanks.

Follow-up reply... have you been pitching to agents as well?

Thank you - and yes, it really is! 👍

I got another rejection letter from a literary agent. On the positive side, if I get five or six more, I'll have enough to make a nice quilt.
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Bank teller: "Would you like your balance?"
Me: "Oh, so *you* have it! And here I just thought I was clumsy all this time."
Bank teller: ...
Me: "Sure, okay yes, printing my balance would be nice."

"I need to stop eating this discounted Eater candy," I said between mouthfuls of discounted Easter candy.

Me: "No, I'm troubled that the first movie wasn't called 'Cretaceous Park' because most of the dinosaurs in the first film weren't from the Jurassic period."
Waiter: "No, I meant is everything alright with the meal?"

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If they really did build that city on rock and roll, it makes me question the process for getting construction permits.