“Who the fuck is…oh real life Kimmy Schmidt,” I said out loud and just felt sad at both those connections.

…also no treble charger references what the fuck is up with that

MILE END KICKS (‘26, w/o 35 min): it’s good but seeing ghosts in the most canadien placement since waydowntown made me throw my hands up having lived through that once before (in Brooklyn, the Quebec of the South).

it’s weird sammy crashed out like every other person I know that rocked propagahndi shirts

eh, either this is the new OS update and real reason Tim Apple quit or it's just a Tuesday night now on the internet

Remembered the wrong Transformers film and rolled the dice on a film that was "premiered" in 2007 and released finally in 2015 or 2016. Vulture Cinematrix No. 756: Apr 21, 2026

I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 2062

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also Michael Bay's entire TRANSFORMERS run is really about how he failed to deliver on promised armed service enrollment numbers, received less access as a result and then the films shifted to America as the deep-state enemy leading kill squads against the Autobots

and MOVIE 43 is the real-life BOWFINGER/WAG THE DOG hiding some unspeakable thing in the background

COBRA was secretly about the AIDS epidemic and an attempt by Stallone to make "a statement" after getting kicked off BEVERLY HILLS COP.

Ran too close to the sun thinking "Double" would count as a number and played it too loose with the Oscar choice. Vulture Cinematrix No. 755: Apr 20, 2026

I got 7/9 Correct
Score: 2013

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on one hand I am annoyed the Super Slam Wrestle Special Night is over before 9:30 pm and think it's awful.

but on the other I can go to bed AND watch my Sunday night programs before 10:30 pm? I'm truly living más.

I refuse to look up the history of slim jims and will die on this hill they have always been advertising professional wrestling since it started in 1990 and never before existed in any way

the best part about professional wrestling is "CAN YOU BELIEVE IT IT'S THEIR BEST FRIEND IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD COMING TO SAVE THEM" and in like four months they're in a blood feud and the entire time you're reminded to enjoy the cool soothing taste of Minute Maid and a slim jim

Wow a retiring Brock

That’s the thing the old archives don’t clarify (where/how it was shown) but it played at least a week.

And now on criterion channel!

The worst part about checking the old gemko film release archives is you start to wander around and some weekends were wild

Once again the Suns boys are too high on their own supply. NYC run in 2002 thanks to M’DA (and DVD release I remember seeing in Kim shelves when I was but a young violet with Vadim)

what about now

Here I fixed it

Also living here in these woods and traumatizing survivors of London bombings in world war 2

Someone told me I’m like “an irl Winnie the Pooh” and I’m just glad my years of wandering around without pants is finally being appreciated

Cody Rhodes emerging from all his past trauma reminds me when at a summerslam where he fought the star of Arrow there was a 12" hot dog for $25

Randy Orton not emerging from a 14 foot tall animatronic snake is a wrestlemania failure

...and Hacksaw Jim Duggan is now being used to sell vodka I'm coming for you Elizabeth! It's me, the embodiment of Red Fox!

also ghoulishly pale Cena being used to hype attendance numbers

I think my favorite moment of having the one wrestling PPV while on a free trial month was when it abruptly reset itself by an hour and I thought "I swear to god I watched this match already" and that is the quality control demanding "PAY US $400 A YEAR FOR CONTENT"

The funniest result of the TKO stuff has been ESPN being forced to cover PPVs and their anchors having no issue showing how much spite they have for being required to do segments on it.

buddy between the coyotes and the "brother come help me undress" I had a great day hooting, hollering and laughing and then the scorpion tail through the throat

and a reminder the $400 "life size" grogu always remains in my back pocket if I do something horrible or say offensive things at a family gathering