just pick them up/drag them out of the way into a place they can’t get out from. Not destroying property. Acting reasonably to remove an obstruction with no clear owner around. Improving the community.

I think weirder is how apples got an optionally edible wrapper. Imagine getting a Mars bar in that rice paper you can eat. Fucked up.

Spanish waiter

she’s doing the open palm hand gestures. she’s saying mite o kudasai for some reason.

fuckin controller where’s the rest. I know it was stupid of me to believe valve on a delivery timeline but come on lads, you’re not getting any cheaper ram just push out whatever you’ve got now and see how things go

The killshot animation on touché looks like the massive crosshair from killer7

swear to god every time I see a take about this game man

A time of Great Noticing is upon us

also, they have to pay people to deliver their leaflets, how embarrassing 🤭🤭✌️

These craven arseholes were trying to take a photo on the green outside a lovely local cafe at the weekend. Owner came out and asked them not to as they didn’t want to be in any promos they put out. Two of their supporters filed 1-star google reviews against the cafe within minutes. Permabullies.

I respect IGN for listing the absolute deepest cuts for each actor. Ah yeah, Ben Whishaw? Y’know, from last year’s biopic about a photographer that only saw a limited release on the film festival circuit? What’s a Paddington?

The biggest moon of my freakin life and it’s just a smudgey yellow mess on the horizon above a snowy field

Homer’s artistically ruined bbq pit: “why doesn’t mine look like that?!”

I appreciate that even from a distance of about 6,000 miles, the moon still tries to evade capture and it takes a while for the phone to focus in and get a decent shot

think I have some sort of Hypervision where I can spot aigen stock photography just from the colour of lights they use and the inaccurate screenspace reflection on wet surfaces (tbf it is not labelled as such but the user’s entire catalogue other than these 2 images are, so)

The bulbasaur jump rope startup animation absolutely fucks you. It eases way too fast from static and then tweens badly into the first round rotation speed, which is much slower. How has Nintendo been allowed to get away with this?

aw, they let the site apprentice have a shot, cute

2 campaigning routes for kings Norton South

Local election campaign leaflets (greens) in a Tomtoc Switch 2 crossbody bag with a thermos and a spatula

A tired and bearded fella next to the two tallest blocks of flats in South Birmingham (42 flats in each)

Oh no, I’ve accidentally gotten involved in democracy. For anyone who finds themselves in a similar predicament: a Tomtoc Switch 2 sling bag fits an entire route’s worth of leaflets in it AND a wooden spatula from the co-op

You don’t know how right you are

The nanosecond you turn 30 this is what your brain imagines will happen if you take a spill

Let them prompt cake

Government is Yoshi because government departments don’t pay tax, naruhodo

Sun Tzu wrote a book full of a bunch of shit like “you need to send enough food for an army to eat” so that idiot emperors could read them and understand the basics of warfare and then they just….didn’t read them

The Yax is Bax

yeah that’s right

which part of this entire thing was a bit? impossible to know.

vibes? coded.

I’m deploying my drivatar countermeasures which is just: make sure my most used car in each class has the most infuriating livery available. Get wrecked by a Golf GTi with the harlequin paintwork, see how long your controller survives

listen I’m not being funny now right but if you don’t PACK IT IN with that Lotus Elise there will be real-life consequences

just needed to get in a real car. How’d you like that MATE, where’s your mitsi? Puttin on airs in an AUDI?