jump scare of all jump scares

From the Epstein files to your backyard!

Just so depressed anymore, then Bud Cort dies. Why not also tell other people to feel ashamed also. It’s fun!

Told a guy to kill himself for asking who Bud Cort is.

Watch this space for her vote on the Senate floor when the funding bill comes up.

The Death of Stallin’

Never wanted anything so bad.

he’s right

I think he misunderstood - they wanted to *make sure* he was an Israeli double-agent

It’s notable that the president can go on TV and be a total gutter racist, and somehow this isn’t news in the slightest. Says a lot about the sickness of American society right now.

“Asking about your day” is such a silly concept to write about in 2026. We can talk to each other all day if we want to

I was curious, I was wrong to be

You’d really need to have some kind of extremely limiting brain disorder to find that entertaining or interesting though, so I’d say we start the research now and check in later

Saw THE HOUSEMAID. I’m sure this is a sensitive question to ask in this day and age but……. are women kinda dumb? Nah, nah, nah. Jk

Texans get: round 1, pick 2
Jets get: C.J. Stroud

Who says no?

lol

Every time I see Newsom, this is who I see...

Californians are NOT going to vote for Gavin Newsom. They're telling you now, with YEARS to go before the election. Fair warning. Please support better candidates, there will be many to choose from.

Woody Allen doing the Jennifer Hudson show hallway dance

The guy who has always been against Trump? Couldn’t be.

wow! who wrote this?

Average BlueSky post:

The bell of liberty chimes in Philadelphia!

hahahahahahhahahahahahaha

This makes me feel a lot of pride in my country in a time when I find very little of it.

Brock Purdy:

The Eagles have done nothing but stink and stress me out all year.

24-13 Eagles win.