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Posts by Sammi Stitches

My professor once returned my assignment back with a 0. She instructed me to cite my sources correctly. When I asked her for help with citations, she helped.

I was able to turn it back in for an A.

I didn’t make a federal case out of it.

I learned from it.

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I sure miss working for a non-profit. Working in corporate America is soul sucking.

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I’ve started Christmas shopping early this year and I am so proud that I have managed to purchase items from only local stores or small businesses! 😎😄 #shopLocal #fuckAmazon

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You know nothing about commitment.

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This is so the timeline cleanse I needed…thank you! Milo looks like the bestest pupper ever! ❤️

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If I see the phrase “underage women” one more time Imma lose my godamned mind.

A woman is by definition an adult. Sexually mature

“Underage women” isn’t a thing

Words matter

GIRLS
CHILDREN

Your President raped children

Yay about the government reopening though… I guess

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Goodnight

Fuck Matt Gaetz

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My biological clock is ticking and all it’s telling me is I am running out of time to achieve my life goal of adopting ALL the cats…
#goals #biologicalClock #womanHood #jokes #CatsRule

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Ope, there it is. 😒😮‍💨

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Trump supporter asks Dean Withers: why is it wrong to rape children? This is where we are folks. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Megyn Kelly said she thinks “there’s a difference between a 5 year old and a 15 year old” when it comes to sexual abuse. Megyn Kelly has a 14 year old daughter. Megyn Kelly is going to Hell.

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I think the same about him, Einstein. 🤦‍♀️

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They totally bought a World Series. 💯 Bring on the MLB salary caps.

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This dude can say they didn’t buy a championship all he wants. But if it looks and sounds like they bought a championship, they bought a championship. 🤷‍♀️

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This 👇👇👇is what I've been saying from the moment they announced their capitulation to the R's.🤬

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You still caved. 😒 this is why we lose elections.

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Well, your legacy is toast. Thanks for nothing.

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I hope that one night of good sleep you got after caving like a pansy paid off for you. Because it’s all you’re going to get from here on out.

May your nights be sleepless because you caved to MAGA. At the expense of our most vulnerable people.

Shame on you.

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Oh fuck you.

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www.newyorker.com/cartoons/daily-cartoon/tuesday-november-11th-we-cave

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Holy shit! That motherfucker TORE DOWN THE WHITE HOUSE!

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Over the past week, the president said the DOJ should pay him a quarter billion dollars, bulldozed half the White House to build himself a gaudy ballroom, bragged about murdering civilians in international waters, pardoned some more criminals, directed federal prosecutors to indict his opponents ...

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This is such an insane thing to say.

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SCOTUS allows for legalized sports gambling in 2018.

Ads for sports betting sites like BetMGM, starring celebs like Kevin Hart and Jamie Foxx, tell millions of people every night to place a bet.

Who would have guessed this would have been a problem?

(Another notch on John Roberts's belt)

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It’s pretty freakin wild that the NCAA will allow its athletes and coaches to bet on professional sports. A day after reading that article, this news dropped.
🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

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[Exit King.]

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@ my colleagues: if FWD you do, the attachment comes through. if you click REPLY, the attachment goes bye!!!!!!

6 months ago 34 2 2 0

they are children throwing a tantrum and it's not working so it's not fun anymore

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