Dammit… My Speechify is expired. 🤦🏽‍♀️

This bitch is $139 to renew.

Anyone want to help a Heaux write this grant application tonight?

$isokecreative

screenshot of rolling stone with photo of noem: Kristi Noem Responds to Husband’s ‘Bimbofication’ Fetish Photos The former Homeland Security secretary asked for “prayers” following the revelation that her husband engaged in “bimbofication” content

A nazi asking for prayers when her husband is outed as having a bimbofication fetish is cracking me up

photo of a concrete floodwall. The bottom part says Elev+9 going up to 15 feet.

Yesterday I was on the east side of Manhattan by the river for the first time in forever and I had to reconcile myself with the fact that I now both live in a city with flood walls and have a federal government that denies the realities of climate change.

mistress mania next to partly drunk guinness

mistress mania next to partly drunk guinness

ordered guinness over cocktail in the first time since ever (im a cocktail bitch but in terms of beers, i tolerate stouts) but now i’m craving an espresso martini. i need a sub to come over here & fetch me one 😤

mistress mania in front of a glass cabinet full of medical torture tools

just got called “leftist scum” for having purple hair & wearing a flo mask so 😂😂😂 who wants to be a good lil sub to a leftist scum of a Mistress 😌😈

this could be us 😈🥰

ty 🥰🥰

a woman is standing in a doorway with the words `` ta-da '' written on the screen . Alt: a woman is standing in a doorway with the words `` ta-da '' written on the screen .

i keep forgetting that i have this account and just post on my instagram…which i also don’t post much on 😬 but here i am

mistress mania mirror pic

mistress mania mirror pic

i look too cute to not be kicking balls rn

Sex Workers Tried to Warn Us About Age Verification Laws | KQED Requiring internet users to verify their ages before accessing mature content may sound reasonable. Shouldn’t we be doing a better job protecting kids from online vulgarities? But free speech advocate...

I talked to @morgansung.bsky.social about sex work, surveillance, & censorship for close all tabs from kqed!

www.kqed.org/news/12075321

ooo me

Any new NYC dominas move over here in the new wave of deletions? Anyone I missed? Lemme know if you want to be added to the starter pack! go.bsky.app/BkuFan3

this.
🥰🥰🥰

Harry Potter adult humiliation scene where I piss all over your books + memorabilia

wishing everyone a belated happy lunar new years!

🔥🐴 year of the fire horse 🐴🔥

The average American millennial man has been a neocon, a pacifist, a liberal, a libertarian, a communist, a nazi, and I believe now most of us are back around to liberal again. This isn't a defense of platner it's just weird how normal this shit is for guys that age.

i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem

TIL

Also what the fuck

Mistress Mania lying on top of a medical gurney pensively looking at some needles

Mistress Mania playing around with some medical tools to use for torture & play

Mistress Mania lying on top of a medical gurney with medical tools in hand as she glares into the camera

Mistress Mania lying on top of a medical gurney pensively looking at some needles with a catheter in one hand

anyways in the midst of all the chaos, i never posted any of my newer photos on here so 🤪

FYI: yes, those are metal finger claws in my fingers. & yeah i’m holding a catheter in the last pic

honestly, how fun is med play 😂?
tho more than a rp-ing as a physical sort of thing, i prefer to have it be someone entering a clinical trial. you’ve signed away your rights & have no idea the crazy you’re abt to experience but hey, it’s research!

honestly, how fun is med play 😂?
tho more than a rp-ing as a physical sort of thing, i prefer to have it be someone entering a clinical trial. you’ve signed away your rights & have no idea the crazy you’re abt to experience but hey, it’s research!

Mistress Mania lying on top of a medical gurney pensively looking at some needles

Mistress Mania playing around with some medical tools to use for torture & play

Mistress Mania lying on top of a medical gurney with medical tools in hand as she glares into the camera

Mistress Mania lying on top of a medical gurney pensively looking at some needles with a catheter in one hand

anyways in the midst of all the chaos, i never posted any of my newer photos on here so 🤪

FYI: yes, those are metal finger claws in my fingers. & yeah i’m holding a catheter in the last pic

rage, smash everything in sight and just start smacking ppl. bc srsly who tf steals a phone in 2025–especially when it seems that they’re in a more well-off area. like tf is wrong w/you.

so earlier this month my work phone got stolen & it’s been chaos trying to resolve the issue. bc when your IDs are all expired, they can’t seem to do shit! had to get a non-driver’s ID at the DMV bc it’d be faster & cheaper than renewing my passport. but god, i wanted to scream,

pissed that the guy who booked me for needle play never showed up 😒 so i let my frustrations out by swinging and kicking. i need more test dummies tho :(

I made an NYC pro-dommes starter pack ages ago. Anyone more recent additions I should add? go.bsky.app/BkuFan3

omg that sounds so fun 😂😂

i've had someone down a cup of my piss and tell me how great it tasted bc he wouldn't have been able to down so much had it been someone else but this is next level 😂 now i want a piss connoisseur too 😂

not him piss tasting like he does wine 😭😂

a picture of a purple dinosaur with the words " expectation " below it ALT: a picture of a purple dinosaur with the words " expectation " below it

my alter ego 🤪💜