Y'all gonna have to bear with me with all the Onion Takeover of InfoWars content, this is 2 worlds colliding and I am in the front seat with Popcorn

Live from @theonion.com HQ.

Move over Hemingway, "Elon Musk, please help" clocks in at a cool four words

Alex Jones tweeting about losing Infowars: @elonmusk please help

Papa! Papa!

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[REPOSTS ARE APPRECIATED]

since my job fell thru so im back to doing comms!

all proceeds go to (as usual) mom's cancer fund + daily needs, and a hefty house property tax i have to pay in a year that i suddenly got saddled with cuz of course 😭

#artcomms #commissionsopen #commissions

Illustrated portrait of Zero (2022)

Zero...... 🥹

#art #ffxiv

Emet-Selch holding his cutscene gun text: Zodiark forgive me But it's time to return to the eld me

I realized I never posted my 2023 Emet shitposts to bsky #FFXIV

The Purple Witch on her Tree 💜🖤
#digitalart #art #illustration

The Onion wants to make us submissive slaves to the New world order.

Correct.

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

Oh no!

@knowledgefight.bsky.social! Motion to bequeath unto the Onion staff the title of Raptor Princess 👑

Signed,
Long-time listener, first-time poster

Indeed! The entire Onion staff are all Raptor Princesses ♥️

『大神』 20周年

On this day twenty years ago, a stunningly beautiful game debuted: Okami! With its unique style, exhilarating soundtrack, creative gameplay & lovable characters, this game won my heart.

#Okami20thAnniversary

Last week I discovered the joy of watching British chefs roast kitchen gadgets and my algorithm is better for it

Illustration of a werewolf in a medieval town sitting on a roof top "howling" at the moon

Since I've sharing some of my tarot pieces again (thanks for all the love for them btw 🥹), fun fact this personal piece also started as the "Moon" card for werewolf tarot I once wanted to make

#werewolf #werewolfwednesday #art

Godzilla Minus One

Fanart of Aymeric de Borel from Final Fantasy XIV wearing thin ornament black mask with a sapphire stone brooch.

Fanart of Estinien Varlineau from Final Fantasy XIV wearing golden half face mask with a tiny red stone brooch.

sapphire and ruby 💙❤️

#ffxivart #aymericdeborel #estinienvarlineau

"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago

Oh, same one as her selected deity, Althyk. Child of time/space and niece of Fate work well for Mal/Astoria

lain

Weird little guys #FFXIV

Thanks, algorithm!
As I was saying earlier.....

This should probably be spread far and wide

Hell yeah I've been waiting for this one 😁

Mal/Talia/Astoria are all heavily Sailor Uranus, Pluto, *and* Saturn coded.

Lycoris (the Ancient who is Talia's very close friend) is Sailor Neptune coded. Yes, that is what that means (and Hades and Hythlodaeus encourage it).

I love the Outers.

Close enough for the Hades to Emet-Selch road.

The answer is, unfortunately, yes.

One of the most important parts about process and learning how to work within, accept and then excel with your own is that nothing is small. Whether it comes out in torrents or it comes out in drips, it still came out and it's important to acknowledge that.

sketchy cat w funky colors #art #furryart

cat :)

It's a House of Pain kind of morning

I think it's bad for the President to threaten to annihilate an entire culture and i do not think you are being alarmist if you take his threats seriously and literally.