87 free hot dogs, I think you mean.

The headphone jack is now standard again, btw I am running for President in 2028, you know what to do

Some free advice for Apple:
You can create an enormous media frenzy and a lot of user goodwill while saving a ton of money by announcing that you’ve concluded that large data model software is not useful or reliable, and that you’re halting all related development and removing it from your OS’s.

Still, it seems wrong to display his corpse that way.

homophobic babies are the worst

Fucking drunk homunculus

Ghost goop in Hell's Kitchen sounds like something we used to try not to step in.

Then we just need to create drug-resistant super-viruses to take down the superbabies and then we're done.

Make Crime Illegal Again

"President Trump speaks truthfully..."
I've seen that motherfucker lie about the weather.

we’ve reached a point where democratic hopefuls think they can prove they have national appeal by publicly criticizing a wing of the party that exists only in the minds of on right-wing podcasters…

…until they start giving it oxygen with these bull shit critiques. your criticism of a democratic party that doesnt exist is doing more harm to the partys electoral chances than the made up thing youre criticizing

"I am a moron."

I cannot even begin to tell you.
How fast you will move to the top of my ballot.
If you publicly antagonize AI.

Ouch. The LEGO trolls take on Erika Kirk: “Goodbye Charlie.” 🎶 🤣

She is grotesque.

Trump is a lying piece of shit: that retired fireman behind him took the bullet.

Fuck all robots.

Knows a lot about heroin, too.

Oh, look, the crooked real estate developer lost a war

archive.ph/qxLkw

OpenAI: We’re burning money like the Joker. A miracle needs to happen for us to turn a profit

Microsoft: Please please use our AI systems, we’re teetering on the edge here

Anthropic: I wonder what’ll kill us first: lawsuits, regulations or model collapse

Media and universities: AI is here to stay

Or a sock full of nickels, either way.

But people who don't listen to podcasts are eagerly looking forward to not watching them, either.

GOP needs to be tarred as the party of fascist lickspittles until no future politician would ever even THINK of running for office as a Republican.

"President Trump says" is a phrase that makes me stop reading immediately.

I use "fuck this noise."

What's the over/under on this site working for more than a minute ever again?

If somebody had a complaint, why didn't they bring it up before construction suddenly started one day with no permits or notice?