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Posts by Das Janssen

Can we know details, please?

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Virginia Beach
Terrible place to grow up queer.

2 weeks ago 7 0 0 0

Such ginormous thompers must require lots of bathing!

2 weeks ago 3 0 0 0

I do, but not till May. My momb turns 90 then. Will you fly me to her in your hellocobber?

4 weeks ago 3 0 1 0

Brilliant.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

The Confessions of Young Nerd

1 month ago 1 0 0 0

You're so brave!

Do you have any tips?
(I get stage fright.)

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
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The eyes, ears, and horns of a dragon peep out from behind a sign that says, "Do it scared."

The eyes, ears, and horns of a dragon peep out from behind a sign that says, "Do it scared."

Proposed motto for 2026

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Whoever made this, it’s BRILLIANT.

Trump’s “Board of Peace.”

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A farsical bingo card for the SOTU tonight.  

EXAMPLES:
Trump falls
Trump slurs his words
Trump mocks affordability
Trump threatens to make another country the 51st state

A farsical bingo card for the SOTU tonight. EXAMPLES: Trump falls Trump slurs his words Trump mocks affordability Trump threatens to make another country the 51st state

Wishing Laura a speedy recovery. Here, have a Bingo card!

1 month ago 1 1 0 0

Keep fighting

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Yep. Anyone doubting our guilt in this should google how many gun stores there are in Mexico.

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A winter Saturday with one cat napping on a radiator and another napping on a yellow couch.

A winter Saturday with one cat napping on a radiator and another napping on a yellow couch.

Habby Caturday!

2 months ago 8 0 0 0

First rule of self-publishing: If there's not already a market for your book, create one.

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Happy Birthday!

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Thanks, Chuck. I needed that.

2 months ago 0 0 0 0

That's a grasceful tail!

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THE DILDO DISTRIBUTION DELEGATION The revolution did not arrive with speeches, pamphlets, or a carefully moderated Zoom call about optics.

Also, here’s a beautiful read:

www.closertotheedge.net/p/the-dildo-...

2 months ago 9 1 1 0

Thank you. I needed that.

And I'm looking forward to reading the story.

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My pedantry kicked in and I looked up zoos in Greenland. You're right; they don't even have zoo penguins! Because they don't have any zoos.

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Stonekettle Station responds to a propaganda image of Trump and an American flag-carrying penguin walking toward mountains flying the flag of Greenland, 

"As a retired intelligence officer and now a professional wildlife photographer, I have analyzed thousands of images. Folks, that's not a penguin. It's not AI or photoshop. I mean, look at the footprints. It might be difficult for the uninitiated to see from this angle, but as a professional I can tell from the pixels: that's Greg Bovino in a Nazi trench coat."

Stonekettle Station responds to a propaganda image of Trump and an American flag-carrying penguin walking toward mountains flying the flag of Greenland, "As a retired intelligence officer and now a professional wildlife photographer, I have analyzed thousands of images. Folks, that's not a penguin. It's not AI or photoshop. I mean, look at the footprints. It might be difficult for the uninitiated to see from this angle, but as a professional I can tell from the pixels: that's Greg Bovino in a Nazi trench coat."

2 months ago 2 0 0 0
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Gonzo, have you ever menaced Ludo from the hello cobber shelf while unauthorizedly nood?

3 months ago 7 0 1 0
An orage and white cat and a dark tabby on a rug.  The orange and white cat is twice as big as the dark tabby cat.

An orage and white cat and a dark tabby on a rug. The orange and white cat is twice as big as the dark tabby cat.

Both beautiful! Here are my girls, asking for first dinner. George weighs twice as much as Tes, but Tes is still the boss (bully).

3 months ago 6 0 0 0

Oh, no! That stinks.

3 months ago 6 0 0 0

I love how happy and relaxed the kids look.

3 months ago 2 0 0 0

I think we can trust the professor to know her students and her field.

3 months ago 7 0 1 0

Crimb Spreee!

3 months ago 3 0 0 0

Your behaviores are as good as your looks!

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
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3 months ago 1 0 0 0

How about "schemes?"

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