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no i mean but it has to say Criterion on it and have audio commentary tracks

OMG, i would pay a million bucks for a K-On! blu-ray set

the modern "two-source hypothesis" posits that Matthew and Luke borrowed from Mark, in addition to a now lost source known as "Q". (the "Q" stands for "Quentin", duh)

i think cockroaches are all right

if Allbirds is becoming an AI company, then maybe i should become an AI company. should i become an AI company?

love me some tendies

spoiler: they stained the carpet

2 farce 2 furious

martyn's a dumbass

if they have peter baker on the story, that's a sign they're at least drumbeat-curious

l'eglise c'est moi

he's just in it for the joint filing status

i'm rooting for you

you'll also love how you get an additional bill from the hospital in a few months when your insurance company only decides to pay half of what it's supposed to pay the hospital.

brendel, how do i buy shares of your business?

gotta love a deep-ass lake

right in the eye! that's gotta hurt!

i also thought there was a croquet theme today :(

i'd rather have freedom of movement generally than freedom to move to one specific country perpetually on the brink of a regional war.

ok

all bangers, no clangers

fair enough

if i were a betting man, I'd say it's because he thinks it's implicitly pro-hillary across some dimension and he thinks any measure of HRC apologia is anathema

this is why i give you money!

unfortunately, interest in roman history is somewhat chud-coded

really striking how race science freaks seem to spend their every moment crowing about how superior they are versus actually doing anything socially useful that would demonstrate it.

sauce is the greatest!

this sentence needs at least two more dependent clauses.

i saw the NYS department of taxation and finance from across the bar and really liked their vibe.