Only way to get over *it* is to get under another *it*

Teaching middle school is exactly the same as teaching kindergarten.

One of my babies has autism, is a lil klutzy, and has no sense of spatial awareness. He stay asking me to do some daredevil ass shit. Absolutely not.

Which ladies? It’s like squeezing a bowling ball with your thighs.

I hate having to tell a man that everything I say isn’t an opportunity for him to give me a solution.

Boolu killed it at the Shedd tonight. I juked my ass off and imma be sore as hell tomorrow.

This Chicago nigga!!!!

Not very much. It’s an accessory.

Nothing comes to mind.

Not to do it myself

People love my cut. Bob gang

My stylist

Olaplex oil

My stylist shampoos me biweekly.

Fingerwaves

If you stick to a bob, you always have a good hairstyle. 🥰

I’m loving this auburn balayage

Left Eye 😂

Ponytail up top, down in the back

Relaxed

Okay CTA. This is a good sign.

Nope! Not falling for it.

The man I was trying to ignore surprised me with flowers and a catnip toy for Puddles and Sesame.

I will not be moved.

All of the 7th graders in my group on this field trip are taller than me.

On a field trip trip. Made a kid come back up a ramp. He got to the top and I made him go down the other side.

Kid: Man. I split though. I ain’t know.

Recipes are being kept.

I made a list of some of my favorite things to give to my students so they know what to get me for teacher appreciation week.

I like this man which means I’ll be putting my phone on DND and only using it as an alarm clock…for safety.

Demanding Clinton, Bush, Obama and Biden form Former President Voltron® after you gave the nuclear codes to Tang the Conqueror is some wild shit.

My Lord are they funky! Smells like ogres in a 7th grade classroom.