I DJed at a backyard show yesterday and someone described this fit as fairy dom

I only fuck with inessential oils

zohran's accountant confirms that if you say "swag is for boys class is for men" around him he still tenses up and his closed mouth briefly moves as if forming words

And yet!! The idea of me being in a long term thing w a cis person again feels like trying to plug a USB-C cable into a laptop from 2006

After about 3 years of being pretty insistent on this I’ve concluded t4t does not lead to better relationships so much as it does just an entirely different set of problems in relationships that I previously did not have much experience with

iterally read any biographical info on that man and it’s clear that he has a tiny dick

I don’t even have to watch the end of boogie nights to know the dong is a prop because there’s no way mark is more than 5 inches IRL

I got an arturia microbrute so I guess I have completed my synth gender transition

20-something millennial feminists got mild traction on tumblr and twitter for like four entire years and now every major media corporation is like "toy story 6 should be about the dangers of race mixing"

(fake) Tom Scott video thumbnail featuring 1973's The Wicker Man. "Can this ritual bring their apples back?" I will be blocking anyone who makes an "oh god the bees" reference, that is a different movie not worthy of discussion.

"The Scottish island of Summerisle, home of the best fruit in Britain. The first thing you notice? No churches. The farmers here practice a fascinating form of pre-Christian worship…and I just learned I'll be playing the lead role in their annual May Day festival. First stop: my costume fitting."

I told him how Jhonn Balance died and he said “I guess he wasn’t very balanced”. A dad joke to end all dad jokes honestly

The funniest bands I got my dad to like when I was in high school were The Mars Volta and Coil

It's crazy how unwilling people are to just say the president is very stupid. He's so dumb! He's not a genius manipulator he's a dipshit!

I’m ashamed that I do this but there are a couple of fashion/style influencers that I have hate-followed on IG

while the winner of hunky jesus this year was cheez-its christ I think we can all agree pro-palestine balloon jesus at least deserved to share the title

Just in general I feel like I see ppl doing a lot of things that if it were a cis dude nobody would tolerate but I guess I should stop being surprised by this lol

Every time I meet someone in the queer/trans scene here who’s over 35 but is constantly only hanging out with people in their early and mid 20s it gives very rancid vibes and I’m rly not sure why we don’t call that out more

Please enjoy these very dorky photos of me playing some birthday pinball

It has been widely agreed upon for over 35 years now that my birthday is more important than Jesus dying!! Stop trying to crash my party losers

Property values going down tied with undocumented immigration for things I firmly believe you don’t get upset about if you’re a normal person

I’m not a believer in AI-inevitability.
The future looks like whatever people want it to be. We all have a right to refuse.

Mamdani's Socialist Promises: free boy on boy pit sniffs at all gyms

finally, a politician i can support

I think this might be that I personally think that someone can gaslight people without realizing that’s what they’re doing, but I think that speaks more to a lack of self-awareness than them not doing it imo

Think it’s kind of annoying that fallout from the semantic drift over gaslighting from 10 years ago is now we’re right back where we started and we have loads of dinguses arguing that very clear instances of it are not actually gaslighting

Spending my day off going down a novelty floggers wormhole on Etsy

But on the other hand I really don’t like some sides of it where there’s this idea that queer lit has to be inherently transgressive and unpleasant in order to be good. No!!! It does not work this way ever even outside of queer stories

I have a lot of problems with “depiction=endorsement” for a lot of reason because I fully believe that great stories can often mean making protagonists who are extremely dislikable and unsympathetic

I get frustrated with a lot of the discourse around queer fiction/lit and how there’s a tendency for people making it to paint themselves into a corner over the idea of “good” representation because I think both sides of it are very reductive

Nah but like working in disability support for ~3 years now I have lost all patience for hating on picky eaters. Please explain how exactly what other people are eating affects you personally and then we can talk!!

I’m sick of all the discourse about whether or not kink is appropriate at No Kings