Get in there, sexy.

The butt.
The print.
Art.

Cause you are enormously hot - damn! 🥵

Fuck yeah - want that beautiful monster of yours inside me so bad.

Be right over big guy.

Wasn’t expecting to do it - especially since I’ve never been able to get that one in without help - but when the mood strikes... 😁

🥵

Just practicing, coach. I wanna make sure I’m good and ready for the big game.

Happy birthday big guy!

Haha. As long as that shame doesn’t include posting or looking at slutty pics on the internet. I need my daily dose of smut. 😂

Glad I’m not the only one.

Haha - yeah - lot of guys wearing jeans too. That doesn’t annoy me as much as confuse and amuse me. My ass would be busting out like a can of biscuits if i tried that. 😂

Admittedly, these are also the ones to do circuits with about 10 different exercises, so they’ve claimed half the gym’s floor area already and are flitting around like a fly at a bbq. That may be what’s actually annoying me. Yes - I’m apparently easily annoyed.

Irrational gym rant: I’m not above wearing just socks to squat or deadlift. My gym has some guys who do their entire workout barefoot - no socks - getting their clearly very dirty feet on nearly every surface and the TRX handles. Annoys TF out of me. I know it’s hypocritical, but “Ugh!”

Having a handsome beefy man lay on top of me is one of my favorite things.

Well they look really good! I could never do those on deadlift day - would have definitely fried me for sure. I hit them after my heavy squats to try to balance out my quad dominance. I’m certain I don’t hit that range of motion.

That’s awesome man! I had to give up dips almost 100 lbs ago. My shoulders basically told me to f’ off. 😅

Ooh - love me some good mornings!

That we do!

Haha. But it’s such a good way to be. 😂

Thanks man! That poor girl - I definitely had it coming. 😅

Lemme at it! 🤤

A high school girlfriend once sent me a tape cassette with Carly Simon’s “You’re So Vain” with no context. Almost 30 years later I’m posting shit like this. I guess in some ways, I really haven’t grown. 😬😅 Anyway, I felt pretty, in a middle-aged overfed housecat sort of way.

Big guy pull-ups. Yeah, I kip, and my range of motion still sucks, but I’m 340 lbs and do 4 sets of 12 at the end of my workouts. My overly humble gymbro cheering me on in the background.

You need a hidden camera for catching the expressions on the receipt checkers’ faces. “Did he steal a grapefruit?” “Is this my opportunity to feel up a big sexy man?” “Why are my palms suddenly sweaty?”

Haha. True - but then you’d have to get me breakfast.

Just enough room for another beefy bear.

My bed’s too comfy. I don’t wanna get up.

I wish it had another season or two. When you finish it, The Mighty Nein isn’t bad and has some of the same voice actors.

🤤