I’ve just begun my chronic illness journey. I liked to think of myself as very liberal and open-minded and woke, etc etc. It has been very eye-opening, about my own assumptions and prejudices. Humbling, very much, but also, like, we are all capable of a lot more, and in ways we didn’t think of.
But housing developers are so often huge, exploitative pieces of shit. They wreck shit. Landlords are exploitative pieces of shit who wreck shit. It’s very understandable that people connect them to greater housing issues. Fuck all these guys is a legitimate analysis.
Slipping on my patent Russian calf pumps and we are going to TEAR IT UP. Chahut until the sun comes up!
“Butcher’s Daughter (climax mix)” ****/****
I’ve been to this party, definitely go if Demchuk is spinning.
Link appears to be down!
I’m thinking like a creamy lemon dressing? Maybe emulsified with goat cheese and or Parmesan? It’s the LIFE that’s fat, my friends!
I believe we can make Fernando Salvaterra’s Fat Lemon Juice a thing. We can. And we will.
As you should! Sounds like you’re planning something cool. Every RPG should have a Newfoundland setting!
My Newfoundlandish ex might throttle me for suggesting either, but I’d say St. John’s hobbit, everywhere else dwarf. Seafaring dwarves.
Lovely etobicore vibes here.
I believe in you. Follow your heartato.
A poem with the opening line, It's spring and everyone's joking about killing themselves again. Full text can be found on our website, Link in the next post
For National Poetry Month, we would like to remind you that we publish all time bangers, such as Staircase wit by Rhiannon McGavin, from TBQ6:
Andy’s miniatures are fantastic. Lots of fun, clear details, very expressive and a pleasure to paint. I’m
ordering some today!
“No nukes is good nukes!” is not a gag I thought we’d trot out again for over forty years.
The Deadline will be right in the middle of my therapy session, which is great because sometimes I run out of stuff to say.
Make therapy free and easy to access and AI drops like, 50% health and debuffs.
When’s your march, chad
Leigh Beadon @leighbeadon Toronto City Council changes a lightbulb Cheng: We should be looking into the latest Al-powered lightbulb changing technology, and refining our lightbulb strategy by applying Lean Six Sigma best practices. Bradford: I find it interesting that now, in an election year, the mayor wants to talk about changing lightbulbs instead of changing street names. Don't be fooled, this is nothing more than a cheap ploy to win votes from a mayor who's more interested in campaigning for reelection than she is in governing. I'm Brad Bradford and I approve this message. Saxe: I have a motion here for staff to report by Q3 2029 on the impact of lightbulb outages and how to align lightbulb changing with our climate strategy. Nunziata: Clarifications on the motion only, please. Holyday: [waving around a lightbulb he brought to councill What message does this send our children? That you can just flip a switch and a light comes on? That's not how the world works. Chow: When I first moved to Toronto with my family, we lived in a small room that had a lightbulb. At night my mom would turn it off, which made the room dark, then in the morning she'd turn it on again, which made the room light. So believe me when I say that I truly understand the role lightbulbs play in our city. Pasternak: The lightbulb is antisemitic. Perks: I would like to remind my colleagues that the decision to change the lightbulb was already made last year.
😭😭😭😭😭 this is frying me so bad
S-tier, Ultimate Sigma, Banksy Go Home, unboxed cereal your place in Valhalla is secure.
James Gandolfini is an automatic plus one.
Which historical figure (any time or degree of notoriety, just not living) would you road trip with and where?
(Tryna squeeze two questions in there like a scamp, as usual)
Hello! I have tried both brewed coffee and unsweetened cocoa powder in my chilis. I’ve not yet used bar chocolate, but I expect that would be good, too. I find a small amount of cocoa, maybe a tablespoon’s worth, best. Coffee AND cocoa together makes the chilli too bitter. Have fun!
That sounds like feeding fighter jets to the Kuwaitis with extra steps.
(trying out different joke formulations)
Tzatz all Labnehn
Whatz all Tziknehn
Pita’s all
(everyone in exit interview staring at me)
Jfc, this hits so hard. Amazing. Can hardly breathe reading it, can hardly breathe waiting for more.
This is such an incredible idea!!!!!!!
Can’t wait for my favourite new shows. Superman works for ICE. Lassie hunts down immigrants. All shot with whatever the opposite of bisexual lighting is.
