The only good way to go to sleep after smoking is to just drink a cup of coffee like you’re at an italian restaurant and you have to drive your grandparents home and then go to the club

Liking this to make it clear what I expect

i’ve never felt so close to you, i’ve never felt so never felt so i’ve felt so, ive never felt so close ive never felt so

A Man and His Meat Boy kibble went viral. Here, John Paul Brammer explains why you'll have to pry his dry, loose meat from his cold, dead hands.

In my latest for Playboy, I wrote about meat, masculinity, and "boy kibble," the trend of men eating a pack of unseasoned ground beef for dinner. I argue it's the perfect meal to illustrate the isolation and nihilism in our ultra-capitalist system www.playboy.com/read/lifesty...

nevermind it’s just low res on social media. also i kinda love the instrumentation for here… give us popcorn flick drama queen

i am… very curious as to how she got some hollywood executive to agree to using her 240p instagram filter aesthetic for the cover

me but i have bug and flying pokemon!!volcarona / slither wing are both done on my thighs. i wanna add:

- ribombee
- togekiss
- larvesta (no iron moth sorry)
- gliscor
- tyranitar or larvitar (a bug in my heart)

the idea is for my thighs to be a team of 6 (they have no synergy and that’s OK)

ribs????

posts made 30 minutes before disaster:

i’ll come with you

finally had to mute my favorite aspirational fitness account (holenextdoor)

😠

Because everyone loved season 48 and how it was edited!!!

Anyways Jonathan sucks and I really hate that he might win by bringing Joe and Coach to FTC. He had a much easier path in using Kamila as a shield and farming the honor/integrity alliance for jury votes, his win condition here is so braindead & will validate the dumbest survivor fans

Dee’s OTTN edit is just a red herring and she doesn’t actually go home here right? right?

only ten minutes into #survivor50 but coach is being a Character and you can see every single person at camp thinking “this is the goat im taking to FTC”

Fuck it pit pic

watching ER, on season 9. john wells has been libbing the fuck out since the noughties

update: went home and frew up

just dont get too far into fixing the roads pls ur too sexy to get burnt out placing blocks one-by-one

in the office after a day in bed with a fever and vastly underestimated how sick i still am

gays have been saying that since, like, when Lana went on SNL

i’ve never seen four people less paid to do something

okay suburban dad trade

woopa ( but in purple )

Tried to throw a petulant temper tantrum in a meeting with multiple VPs because they won’t stop assigning me things and they didn’t care :(

“I don’t have time for this” doesn’t mean AI will help. Do you want to supervise the AI? No? Then the answer for me is no

Where

okay!

does this pose make my shoulders look tiny