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Posts by Conrad Zimmerman

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Here to report that incredible things are happening on my other half's Tomodachi island

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3 days ago 14 4 1 0

If you want to convince somebody that your AI telemarketer is an actual person, you gotta stop giving them a cheery disposition. It's a dead giveaway. They should be exhausted and bored, but with the quiet desperation that only comes from knowing some success is required or you will starve.

5 days ago 40 5 0 0

THIS LITTLE GUY MIGHT NEED SURGERY AND WE ONLY HAVE $20!!! It could cost anywhere from $200-500 or even more i have no idea how bad it is yet. The exam is $150 on its own and Julius is missing the tip of his tail. PLEEEEEAASE HELP

1 week ago 11 17 2 3
Reanimator - Move your Dead Bones
Reanimator - Move your Dead Bones YouTube video by deadmendancing

Come on. Reanimate your feet.

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2 weeks ago 12 2 2 0
Flamingo Wishes and Custard Dreams | Boston’s Favorite Son Thick and creamy, Jonathan revitalizes a horror icon.

Oh no, it's happened again. A new episode of Boston's Favorite Son is here. Help us remember Orange Beano as we fill Jonathan with custard.

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3 weeks ago 77 14 5 3

While I've come to appreciate Ken Jennings, my brain still responds to "And here is the host of Jeopardy!," by filling in Alex Trebek. I think Johnny Gilbert will probably have to retire before that stops happening.

2 weeks ago 14 2 1 0

I, for one, found some of your comments deeply offensive.

3 weeks ago 10 0 0 0
Flamingo Wishes and Custard Dreams | Boston’s Favorite Son Thick and creamy, Jonathan revitalizes a horror icon.

Oh no, it's happened again. A new episode of Boston's Favorite Son is here. Help us remember Orange Beano as we fill Jonathan with custard.

bostonfavoriteson.podbean.com/e/flamingo-w...

3 weeks ago 77 14 5 3

They blocked me after they replied and before I could read it.

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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Game workers do not receive any residuals/royalties on shipped titles and shipping bonuses are increasingly rare. There's also no guarantee that your name will even be in the credits if you leave before ship, and studios will use this to keep you compliant.

All of this can and should change.

3 weeks ago 1492 507 10 17

Eh, that's always been a bit of a myth. The EULA long pre-dates the internet, and they literally made it illegal for you to circumvent the digital protections on DVDs so you could use the media you paid to access in a way you preferred.

3 weeks ago 7 0 2 0
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ICE to Augment Security at Airports Amid Partial Shutdown, Border Czar Says

Just so I understand this, the administration wants to deploy an agency whose funding is currently at issue to inconvenience citizens as a means of creating public pressure to fund said agency? This is what the brain trust has come up with?

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/22/u...

4 weeks ago 23 5 3 0

Oh, I have no idea. You're probably correct, though I can totally see Lebling watching the film as a teenager and slipping in a reference.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Also inspiration for an annoying puzzle in Zork: The Great Underground Empire.

1 month ago 8 1 2 0
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Cosmic Squirrel | Let's Talk About Snacks Get more from Let's Talk About Snacks on Patreon

Our crew suffers for their art to bring you quality snews as illnesses take their toll. Join them for a new #LetsTalkAboutSnacks as they wait for Nurse #ZevPrince to bring their chicken soup.
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Linda is also here.
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1 month ago 4 3 0 0

Caller ID for my land line reads "PROBABLY FRAUD" and I tried to inform the Medicate scammer who was calling that their number was compromised and they called me a liar.

Courtesy is its own reward.

1 month ago 25 1 0 0

Nope.

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Honey Smacks Sawdust | Let's Talk About Snacks Get more from Let's Talk About Snacks on Patreon

It’s time for a new episode of #LetsTalkAboutSnacks! So grab your white person soup, throw some Goldfish in there, and curl up with your #ZevPrince plushie, and let @rawrglicious.bsky.social, @conradzimmerman.bsky.social, and also Linda ease you into a snack coma.

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1 month ago 5 4 0 0
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If we use an expansive definition of "monster", Leon is fitting that bill nicely.

1 month ago 5 0 2 0

If your opinion or analysis of the possible merger situation with Paramount and Warner Bros in any way involves being either happy or upset about the possible future of any single entertainment property, you might be part of the problem.

1 month ago 33 5 1 0

Yeah, I was actually just confusing Denise Richards with Jeri Ryan; the fact that there was a completely different Denise who was deeply disrespected by the writers on a Star Trek show is just a coincidence.

Well, not *just* a coincidence.

1 month ago 0 0 0 0

Absolutely. I don't think it's really even this specific message that would prompt such a reaction, as much as recognizing that they're losing control of the interview, which puts them at risk in a live context.

1 month ago 40 0 1 0

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

1 month ago 7079 1885 56 23

How much would Valve have to do to create feature parity with Discord? I was just thinking about how many of the features I don't care about that they already share.

1 month ago 24 0 1 0

I used to think my generation didn't have the kind of senseless war in which we threw hundreds of thousands of kids into a meat grinder, breaking the spirits of those it didn't kill. But it turns out that they just told them to learn to code instead.

1 month ago 23 3 0 0

I wish all laid off game devs not just a very money, but a very let's destroy Silicon Valley. A very take back the means of production. A very fuck you capitalism. A very sustainability and improving lives

1 month ago 66 15 2 1

And it doesn't create the space to argue, "well, this billionaire is one of the good ones!"

1 month ago 4 0 0 0
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Like, ooooh, you gottem! They're all gonna be real ashamed about being associated with that pedophile they were all quite clearly unashamed of being associated with.

1 month ago 24 0 1 0

I don't think I've ever gotten sick of hearing a phrase quite as quickly as I have "the Epstein class", and I can't help but imagine people nodding their head in smug satisfaction after hearing them say it.

1 month ago 24 2 1 0

I never thought Praga Khan would make it to the Olympics, but here we are. Dreams do come true.

1 month ago 33 2 1 0