I say I say, that's the most beautiful, I say the most beautiful tax write-off I ever did see, I tell ya!

Anything matzoh-related. Of course, matzoh itself has the taste and consistency of cardboard, but matzoh ball soup is only marginally better, and that's mostly due to the advantage of flavoring from the soup stock.

Only matzoh brei arises to the level of "tolerable," and even then, only just.

My takeaway from the pandemic is that people were way more traumatized by the interruption to their lives than by all the death and I don’t think people want to think about that because, man, it’s really uncomfortable!

There are a couple of bits of FFIX that spooked me as a kid. I won't say much, to avoid spoling, other than that it's where you learn about Zidane and his origins.

Can someone out there please count up all the CPAC speakers who ranted about George Soros funding left wing causes?

Be sure to take breaks and stretch every hour or two.

The line "I'm especially good at expectorating" lives in my head rent free

Considering just how many atheists/agnostics I've met who became atheist/agnostic as a result of bad experiences with religious institutions, I feel like the overall sentiment with Leo is "where the fuck were you all this time?"

BUDAPEST, Hungary (AP) — Hungary's opposition leader Peter Magyar says Prime Minister Viktor Orbán conceded his election loss in a phone call.

The same argument could honestly be made of almost any political or economic system, including capitalism, because no system implemented in practice ever matches what it is meant to be in theory.

We need to put a stop to keyboards until we can figure out what the hell is going on

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WASHINGTON (AP) — Melania Trump delivers statement at White House denying ties to Jeffrey Epstein and knowledge of his crimes.

But have you considered making a pizza with a sandpaper crust?

There are few things funnier than squishing a fluffy cat and seeing they are at least 70% floof.

That is a face that says "HOW DARE YOU, I AM BETRAYED"

Someone check to see who just cashed out big on "No Destruction of Iran" on the prediction markets.

Yeah so he is just going to keep doing the thing where we are in a constant state of uncertainty, confusion, stress, and tension because that is what abusive people do and the people who are in a position to address this are asleep at the switch.

It is insane to me that, collectively, we can't be sure that Trump will carry out his threat of destroying Iran- not because of any moral compunction, but because it might all just be some scam to juice the prediction markets so he and his allies can cash out before pulling back at the last moment.

I know a guy who got de-hustled by his hustle-grinder a few years ago. He could never get in his grindset again.

It's not just the mobile app. Desktop has been breaking as well, so I assume it's something on the server end.

If you can't make them quit cold turkey, an alternative is to tell them to try feeding the chatbot an idea they *know* for a fact is wrong or bad, and watch as the AI happily reinforces that bad idea.

AI "Psychosis" is basically just Skinner Box reinforcement on overdrive, a kind of psychological addiction like gambling. This is because AI chatbots are programmed to reaffirm a person's ideas regardless of how bizarre or incorrect they are, which drives up engagement.

"...okay, so, whenever someone finds an Omen, that triggers a Haunt roll. And if the Haunt roll triggers, that's when we consult the chart to find out who the traitor is based on the character birthdays-"

Eternally relevant: www.whompcomic.com/comics/2014-...

As hurricane season approaches, Democrats should just run an ad with this clip across the South, letting people know what they're in for

Could be at least partly about royalties. Rowling's relationship with the original cast is strained due to her transphobia, so having a new series can help cut them out of the picture without damaging her bottom line.

To be "fair" it's basically the only source they have. Of course, trusting the word of one lunatic over a century and a half of precedent is... a choice... but they're working with the tools they're handed.