I am begging every Senate Democrat to vote against confirmation of this clown. Take a stand. Don't try to triangulate. This is an easy call.

if I for some reason i am ever in the vicinity of a blue whale I would be catatonic. too big, I’d be crying in sheer awe

I didn’t even use that meme :(

I just made this but I don’t think I can send this in the email at work tomorrow….

why the hell do people CC me on the email to the correct person after I say ‘im literally in the mailroom you need to speak with the head of X this is their contact info’ I DID NOT CC THEM I AM NOT A PART OF THE DECISION MAKING PROCESS. I SAID YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON STOP INCLUDING ME GO AWAY FUCK

panicking when I can’t feel my bc ring when all of a sudden my gynecologist’s voice echoes in my head like a prophecy from god, “THIS RING! WILL NOT! GET LOST! INSIDE!YOUR! VAGINA!” and I find it, just like that

Edited photo of a televised baseball game timeout, where the players have their gloves covering their mouths. The gloves have been replaced by folding hand fans.

DOES ANYONE ELSE UNDERSTAND MY VISION??? This is literally all I see when they cover their mouths with their gloves #baseball @pirates.com

Publishers’ AI battle hits Internet Archive SF organization losing access to some news content

“We are collateral damage.” - Mark Graham, Wayback Machine

When preservation is caught in the crossfire, it’s not just libraries that lose—it’s the public’s access to history, knowledge, and truth.

The web shouldn’t disappear behind closed doors.
➡️ www.sfexaminer.com/news/technol...

*looks at my cousin who has twin babies’ insta story* IS HE CLIMBING FUCKING EVEREST WHAT THE FUCK THATS HOW PEOPLE DIE AND LEAVE THEIR CHILDREN FATHERLESS

your moment of calm: bun contemplates eternity

these soldiers died we must save these other soldiers shot dow—okay um tell me again why they needed to… be there to begin with? oh they didn’t need to be there? if the fascist narcissist in the oval office didn’t declare war for no reason?? incheresting. think on that. didn’t need to be there. Hmm

everyone loves jumpsuits and rompers until you’re topless in a bathroom stall trying to pee

I really want to include the line ‘the enemy of my enemy is a filthy capitalist/commie but at least they’re not fascists.’ in my paper waaaaaa
Its about the breakdown of us/soviet relations that led to the Cold War

Actually wait fuck that guy
chuck norris cried like a bitch when his time came and death laughed in his face

CHUCK NORRIS DIDNT DIE HE JUST DECIDED TO LET DEATH DO ITS JOB

Edited version of the ‘Friendship ended meme’ that now reads, “Friendship ended with SNAKES Now PÁDRAIG is my best friend.” Salman is replaced with a picture of St. Patrick, and Mudasir covered by crossed out cartoon snakes.

im so proud of this one #StPatricksDay

yo I’m not actually planning to leave tumblr… but whatever I can do to help the ol’ hellsite 🫡

MISS VALENTINE’S LITTLE GARDEN HAT!!
I am horrible at creating patterns from visuals but look at this hat it’s so fucking cute and it has to be crochet just look at it!!! #OPLA #OPLASeason2 #crochet

THEY DID A COSTUME TOUR AND DID NOT CHOOSE TO FOCUS ON THIS HAT IMMA KERMIT

OH MY FUCKING GOD THAT IS HIS CHILD!!!! THE ADOPTION PAPERS ARE STILL DRYING!!! #OPLA #OPLASeason2

Zoro literally met Chopper two scenes ago and he’s ALREADY showing parental concern I’m fucking dead that’s his SON #OPLA #OPLASeason2

Okay but I can’t figure out patterns from visuals so is there a pattern for Miss Valentine’s hat bc it’s crochet right? I’m gonna make it it’s so fucking cute (I’m on my phone and Netflix hates screenshots so out of frame trailer shot it is) #OPLA #OPLASeason2 #crochet

I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT EP 8 I JUST WATCHED IT OH MY FUCKI G GOD
#OPLA #OPLASeason2

DOCTORINE??? I AM SINGLEEEE

Usopp had to witness and endure a similar situation BUT he is using his pain to snap Zoro and Vivi out of their self condemnation and focus their energy on a situation they can actually help with. Fuckk nothing tops the manga but seeing human beings in these situations fucks me up #OPLA #OPLASeason2

it is so much worse (worse emotionally, it’s excellent) seeing a live action human Sanji watching a woman he considers family slowly dying of sickness that he is helpless to stop and Knowing™ #OPLASeason2 #OPLA

NOOOO MAMAMAAAAAAA NOOOO

Flashback to the 2024 Republican National Convention 👇🏽

EHAT??? YOHOHOHOHO???? AAAAA HES PERFECT???? #OPLAS2spoilers
#OPLAspoilers

i like that Zoro is being a little shit more this season. Hes a bitch and i love him and im glad he’s able to act like a bitch