Is that enough from Vientos to be labeled TOOTBLAN? Feels like it to me. #Mets

Death, taxes, and the #Mets looking absolutely clueless against a starter making his major league debut.

Man Practices Haircut Request Before Heading To Barber

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Finally that big hit the #Mets needed....now keep pouring it on!

Francisco Lindor. Three run home run. Upper deck.

Trivia Night in America at Electrik Karma: Happy birthday, Masato Yoshii edition

I second what Will said. Just some added info, hopefully it helps: the main lot is kind of a long horseshoe, so if you can get a close spot it's right there but there are also spots much further out. Overflow is on either side, also further out.

Or maybe the reason for the team's worst start in over 40 years is because you can't shake the stench of Mr. Tomi Lahren on the coaching staff.

Screenshot of a text conversation: "Get fucked, Fox News." "Seriously fuck right offffffff" "Keep Mr. Met's name OUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH."

Glad I wasn't the only one to have this exact same reaction.

Seems like a good time to remind everyone that Larry Wayne "Chipper" Jones bought into all that bullshit and anyone putting him on air sucks.

John Lynch, absolutely gobsmacked, when San Francisco legend John Dowd is available in the first round.

The 2026 Atlantic storm name list: Arthur Bertha Cristobal Dolly Edouard Fay Gonzalo Hanna Isaias Josephine Kyle Leah Marco Nana Omar Paulette Rene Sally Teddy Vicky Wilfred

the 2026 Atlantic hurricane names have been released, and I need to tell you all right now that if I get swept off this mortal coil by a storm named Kyle I am haunting the halls of the World Meteorological Organization until the end of time

Now this is the kind of thing I want to hear right now!

All started by New York #Mets legend MJ Melendez!

DO NOT RUN ON THIS CAT!

Maybe that double play gets things trending in the right direction for the #Mets.... something has to eventually, right?

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Final score: 855

Turns out, I do not know my neck tattoos.

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Total Dipshit Fans Think Pop-Up Fly Ball Going To Be Home Run

Is it better to be lucky or good?

RBIs is such a pet peeve of mine, glad to hear someone else say (or write) it.

a photo of leonardo the teenage mutant ninja turtle

MY pope leo ain't weak on crime

On the bright side, I have not heard Eric Byrnes once this game.

America's ass.

Sorry, that's not exactly what I said. That's what I thought.