If I ever have one billion followers just shoot me

Joji is getting canceled for being weird

I just ate a expired candy that I found

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I can't find my original post

guys stoners love this kind of crap they would probably try to smoke pot with the creature

Who cares about weed? Do you really smoke it to feel better...

We're planning gods smoking a fat bowl of heaven weed and watching creepy dashcam compilations on youtube

Weed should kill you

I sure wouldn't mind smoking pot with celebrities.. they more than likely have interesting ideas to bring about which when pressed will reveal all to me... allowing me to leech off of their brilliant minds!

When you find out your uncle smokes pot 🙃

My cousin has a cool pot leaf shorts that he wears on vacations or just whenever and he says they actually make him feel a little high sometimes

I don't want stoners to hit me. They get blazed and attack me frequently

Stoners belong in hell

At some point you stop inviting the stoner and his dog to the mystery solving events

That one chill as fuck stoner hipster unc!

Inspiring: they're changing the phrase from "cracked a smile" to "cranned a smile"

I just smiled

Me doing improv comedy: yes and that's true. Yes and that's true. Yes and that's true.

Yep. It's not that tragic

The stranger things kids just died

What is the only correct way to answer this question in the entire universe and you can't say anything else but the right answer or you die? Wrong answers only 👇

Life hack: you don't need to do anything

Don't be scared of anything

Anything all good?

Guy who's always trying to be less interesting than you: oh wow that doesn't remind me of anything right now.

Please don't colloquially know me as anything

I accidentally didn't do anything my whole life can anyone send me a hundred dollars via cash app

Yes the earth is an eye and every night it blinks and in those dark hours just about anything could happen