How is Iyo Sky still walking. Jesus

I will be so mad if Trump ruins Wrestlemania by showing up. Maybe if he gets booed so hard he cries it would be bearable

Why do the Japanese like their buns askew (2026)

I'm scared of JD McDonagh and JeVon Evans together in a WrestleMania ladder match. They don't even seem to have heard of self preservation, they're going to do something W I L D on Saturday night

I've heard stories from people who've visited Facebook offices about the way people there talk about Zuck. Shit like "OMG, sometimes Mark sits in there and thinks about the world" when passing a meeting room.
The idea that an AI Zuck would be in the works at Meta is deeply unsurprising to me

Do I want to know what the deal is with DoorDash Grandma?

No, under no circumstances do I want to know

I'm prepping a script to do reference checks, and I keep typing "Candidate" as "Canadadite" and I propose the second is what we use to refer to everyone running for MP

Maybe she can change first and then earn redemption?
If she doesn't want to be rejected, she doesn't have to be so reprehensible

Why won't that stupid motherfucker just let me look at pretty pictures of the moon without thinking about the horrific shit he's planning later?
Leave us all alone goddammit.

The next time Survivor does a multi person eviction, I want it to be done in one TC, with the whole group voting, rather than their usual split tribe thing.
I think the dynamics would be fascinating, especially with a mini TC between votes.

Tone wise, it reminds me of my favorite part of the book, where Ryland is talking to his students and thinks about how fucked their lives are going to be because of climate change (oops, astrophage) and don't even realize it.
The despair is palpable, and relatable

Saw project hail Mary Friday night. Loved so much about it, but weirdly it's the karaoke scene that I can't get out of my head. Remarkable acting from Gosling and Hüller

Put a mug instead of the pot in the coffee maker this morning. The coffee bootstrapping problem is real

Also, we need to redo the roof and windows this summer and lol fuuuuuck

I love this house, and we moved out here for good reasons, but me being unemployed would be *much easier* if our mortgage was what it was in the old house.
Now stuck in a horrid limbo - it's so hard to find work, but risky to start my own thing when I'd have to drop it if I did find something FT

Has anyone thought of telling Doug Ford that if he simply did not do corruption, the FOI requests wouldn't be that big a deal

This reads like a Dr Seuss page (that's a compliment, if it wasn't obvious)

There's a really great oral history of the finale on the ringer. It's such a satisfying ending, and elevates the whole series

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How did voiceover guy get that out? Truly a feat of professionalism

The amount of time I've had to spend on there the past few months for job hunting purposes is doing real damage to my faith in humanity as an ongoing concern

Climate change is a burning (lol?) issue that needs to be addressed imminently. Unfortunately, the fuck heads in charge of everything right now means we first need to fix government institutions so they can do the hard, necessary things to address climate change.

This is just a reminder to enjoy not thinking about polio while you still can

I live down the street from a dairy farm, and the first few days of the spring thaw have been an adventure in smells.

This is easy for me - I didn't read much new stuff last year - but The Martian Contingency was outstanding.

My leatherbound Eye of the World came today.

Beautiful piece of work. Worth the money imo

#TheWheelOfTime

I appreciate Rusev out here proudly repping the balding/greying beard population.

I constantly confuse the Discord & Obsidian icons. It makes no sense, they're nothing alike

Same story. Guys 2 years older than I was got 6 figure job offers to leave school after year 3, and I spent 2 years getting screamed at in a call center before landing a programmer job for 27k/year

"Illegal wars are bad" is such a low bar to clear, it's fucking pathetic how many people are desperate to dig under it