Despite :::everything::: welp

I just learned Neiman Marcus owned Contempo Casuals the whole time I was shopping there and I don’t know what to do with that information but OMG it explains so much now

“Natural Setup” would’ve been a challenge for modern marketing departments

or would’ve devolved into NSFW GIF jokes

I appreciate that he appreciates the research.

Anyone have crappy cellphone pics of the blood moon or

Same. 😂

Paging @walrus.bsky.social for awareness

You tweet gross stuff all the time but…

*GRODY*

This is my President. 🫡

I wish florists would desist with the damn stargazer lilies. 😷

I buy grape tomatoes year-round. We go through at least two packages a week. Git sum!

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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick

You’ll always be #1 in our books

We went from “Whassup” to pee in like one generation

Nearly. We’re registering for high school this month. 🙁

The house is so quiet without a kid home for (what would’ve been) the 9th straight inclement weather day.

Never not annoying when people mess this up.

I love this so much.

But not the part about the ‘boro sorry 😂

The last sentence hits differently in 2026.

I miss live-skeeting the dog show 😞

One-year-old WHAT?

Block of cheese?
Case study?
Mini schnauzer?

Hey, if you’re impacted by the storm you can stay at an AirBnB for free. Call 211 for placement.

Team DAM™️ FOREVER

I dunno if the kids are alright but Tiny certainly is.

If you’d like me to review your lease so I can direct them to the part where it *is* their problem, just say the word. (I know you can read, I just meant to give it to them in language they’ll understand.😉)

Once again, I'll do a long update after the briefing with NWS at 1pm. Remember don't panic, just be prepared. We will get through this like always.

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Hospice workers are really amazing and will teach you stuff you never wanted to learn but were glad you did. ❤️❤️❤️ Much love to all y’all.

okie-d’ohkie. . . But seriously FL has its own problems rn; prob best not to pile on.

I have lots of thoughts. None of them kind or helpful, but all of them true. 🙃