oh these are all so cute!! who is that first one 👀 and I love that Baxter

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I would also love to see more of characters actually reacting to ending up in Hell rather than just how they got there! maybe in a future death flashback. that'd be really neat. I hope Baxter had the crashout of the century lol

even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream." he pulls the logical and uncaring attitude around himself to keep himself from going a little mad! and yeah, he's self-centered enough to be willing to do something illogical and nonsensical like that when it suits him...

I love all of these thoughts!!! the idea that he takes on the mad scientist persona to protect himself is a really good one, I like that a lot. reminds me of that one Shirley Jackson quote. "No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality—

Idk, tits

ooooh have fun!!

—abt this specific thing because he's otherwise so logical. obvs he accepted it eventually but it definitely took at least a few days. if anyone brings this phase of his afterlife up he Will bite them bc he's so embarrassed about it. he's glad he didn't know any of his current friends back then lol

he didn't drown, of course, but he ALMOST did! he just firmly and steadfastly believes that actually, he is NOT dead, he is NOT in hell, because hell is not real and does not exist and he CAN'T be dead, he did not in fact die in that sinking. it's fun to imagine him as being super irrational—

everything that goes against this is just a hallucination. this city he's in right now is really weird and strange but it's fine, he's never been to america. maybe all the cities here look like this. the people look like demons? yeah no shit he's seeing things that aren't real, he almost drowned

#HazbinHotelBaxter

I said it as a joke but I've gotten sort of attached to the idea that Baxter spent his first, like, week in Hell deluding himself to believe a whole set of false memories of making it to a lifeboat, being rescued, and ending up in a hospital.

#HazbinHotelFanart #HazbinHotelCharlie

The Lushness of It by Mary Szybist It’s not that the octopus wouldn’t love you— not that it wouldn’t reach for you with each of its tapering arms: you’d be as good as anyone, I think, to an octopus. But the creatures of the sea, like the sea, don’t think about themselves, or you. Keep on floating there, cradled, unable to burn. Abandon yourself to the sway, the ruffled eddies, abandon your heavy legs to the floating meadows of seaweed and feel the bloom of phytoplankton, spindrift, sea spray, barnacles. In the dark benthic realm, the slippery neckton glide over the abyssal plains: and as you float, you can feel that upwelling of cold, deep water touch the skin stretched over your spine. No, it’s not that octopus wouldn’t love you. If it touched, if it tasted you, each of its three hearts would turn red. Will theologians of any confession refute me? Not the bluecap salmon. Not its dotted head.

Scientific Method by James Tadd Adcox Picture the ocean. No. Picture the entire thing, all at once. You are not doing it. It’s okay. One day, something terrible will happen, and I will not be prepared.

these poems make me feel nauseous over him I'm ngl

oh you're a Baxter fan? recite The Lushness of It by Mary Szybist and Scientific Method by James Tadd Adcox right now

also, Poe has wares if you have coin! I have an ACGGoods store where you can purchase stuff with my drawings on it, such as my Baxter and Cherri Bomb pinups!

acggoods.com/store/oleand...

a drawing of a white fem-presenting person with bleached blonde hair sitting in front of various stacks of books. the text across the image reads: Poe (not actually like the guy), they/them, 21+. author - bookbinder - artist. current fandoms: Hazbin Hotel, Five Nights at Freddy's (mostly movieverse). faves: Charlie, Baxter, Lucifer, Charlie/Lucifer, Baxter/Cherri/Pentious + Vanessa, Aftoncest. AO3: Aulwil. tumblr: aulwil. the person has a speech bubble that says "life is short. write and draw pornography"

hi! I'm Poe. this is my fandom account (mostly Hazbin Hotel) where I talk about weird porn, so minors will be blocked.

I like too many things to list them all in a pithy skeet, but you might know me from my Charlie/Lucifer fics or my unhinged Baxter thirst.

AO3: archiveofourown.org/users/Aulwil

#Ratchet #Transformers #Maccadam
unfinished but I honestly like it as it is

a photo of a sprouting potato on a shelf with text above it that says "WHERE'S THE FUCKING SOIL"

I'm reminded of....

the fun thing about this is that no matter which continuity I think of when I read it, I'm nodding along

...franken....frankenpotatoes? I'm assuming you mean potatoes that have gone bad but in my head I'm visualizing potatoes that have been stitched together from several other potatoes to create a potato-y horror beyond our comprehension

#HazbinHotelLucifer

CBT

rip ego
stomped by a bite sized androgynous scientist
#hazbinhotel #zestial #baxter

LOL well if you can believe it this is actually the first time I've posted any piss kink I myself have made.... I think I've reposted some art before but it's one of those things where I have to Really be able to see it. however ☝🏻 I can Really see it with Vox and Baxter....

a spiked metal collar (the kind meant for sheepdogs)

a spiked metal collar (the kind meant for sheepdogs)

Baxter's idea of birth control. who's with me

et tu, brute? 😭🤣

the "now all of China knows you're here" meme from Mulan, but it's been edited to say "now all of bsky knows you write hazbin hotel piss kink" with the soldier labeled "ellipsus"

I cannot believe this is happening to me

a screenshot of the ellipsus interface with an arrow and circle noting where the icon for setting a timed session are

I am by no means a power user myself, I actually just started using the feature recently!! but yes, they do! it's the hourglass icon up next to where the focus mode and notification icons are. there are two fields, one for hours and one for minutes :)

the BEYONCE??!?!?!? meme, with a woman staring in front of her with wide eyes and a shocked look on her face, with the text replaced with ELLIPSUS?!?!?!?!

me looking at the unholy amount of notifications I woke up to this morning and checking the reposts of this stupid hazbin hotel piss kink joke

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